jordan

LIFE AINT NOTHIN’ BUT BITCHES AND MONEY | she/her | 19

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

ME AND BAE

[🦴☆Li Gould☆🐇 @hungrycumsock]

can they recreate this photo now that their old man tits are even saggier

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

@hungrycumsock Hi hungry cum sock

[💗 @hz_p01]

Excited to finish and post the full thing SCREAM IF YEW LOVE PICKLES #metalocalypse #picklesthedrummer

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

@bunglenator that shit looks synthetic im frying 😭😭😭

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

@dunnwaelyfe

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

TOMAHAWK OUTFIT INCOMING

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

My husband and our pet dog TJ

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

@Butzsjunge AWE THANKS FOR NOTICING DUDE I FELL OFF BIG TIME 😞😞

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

when i don’t go on this app i only get notifs for this one annoying patton fan with the worst takes and it drives me nuts

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

PLZ SOMEONE DRAW SKWISGAAR AS JAY AND MURDERFACE AS SILENT BOB

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

@Butzsjunge IT CAUSES ME STRIFE IN MY DAY TO DAY

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

I SEE MIKE PATTON NEXT MONTH HOLY SHIT HES GETTING GREASED

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

@danieltrvaglova I think I fell off

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

Everybody hop on Toki wartooth dream land Roblox NOW #metalocalypsetwt

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

everybody hop on Toki Wartooth dream land @everyone

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

@danieltrvaglova yeh

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

crowd surfed during tool at sonic temple and someone called me an asshole while i was up. sorry i forgot we all have to just stand there and watch stoically so that daddy maynard sees how nonchalant and cool we are

[jordan @djmonkeysock]

he is my everything, the light of my life my love for him is stronger than anything and I don't like that I can't fully express how much I love him through words alone. I love love love love love him, I will always love him, my heart belongs to him alone. I'm so overwhelmed!!!!!