Shaughn Simpson

Insurance and Superannuation expert, Geek, DnB DJ, nerd, music lover and gamer... all rolled into one. Views are my own not of my employer.

[Shaughn Simpson @djmorphee]

@eddit0r Macca's promo ATM I believe. Bbq style sauce I think. Whatever one that is, it's that one

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

New rule: If you don’t have diabetes or aren’t the caregiver for someone with diabetes, your only line for any conversation about diabetics is “how can I help you get what you need to survive?”

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Shaughn Simpson @djmorphee]

@eddit0r @kenwheeler Fuck, (that dive) was delicious

[Shaughn Simpson @djmorphee]

@johnbbeta Things that feel familiar but wrong?
Like, any of DJ Detweiler flutestep remixes? 😂

Here's a good jumping off point to fall into this backroom of remixes that shouldn't exist.

https://t.co/0Msyqy5DE3

[Shaughn Simpson @djmorphee]

@Taramjaumjau @Inormallydothis Yes, for 7 years.
There's no difference between a christiibaby, and a Muslim baby, or a Hindu baby, even a Jewish baby. There all just babies.

[Shaughn Simpson @djmorphee]

@Inormallydothis 7 years

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@ohhanxiety I've done 7, but seeing the grand canyon means having to go to the US.....🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I don't want to go to a third world shithole.

[Shaughn Simpson @djmorphee]

@pebbles1179 Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?????

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@BiologAndy Great white shark.

I'm just not going in the water.

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@coinspot

Just flagging this so you're aware there's a current batch of emails doing the rounds.

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@AlveusSanctuary @ConnorOBrien404 Forcing us to look at his rack without asking.

It's pretty much an unsolicited nude. Thanks.

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@Sofia50020Sofia If you can't afford to pay your staff don't open a business. 0% for shit service. 0% for great service.

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@TashP351 What does Coke have to do with Pepsi? Ones a drink and the other is a powder 🤔

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@malenassaura @BoyBoy_Official We all do, but that would mean going to the US 🤮

Probably get detained and beaten at the boarder.

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@CornelisDanko Nah,
1. Chicken breast.

Joys gotta get gainz in

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@Commattunist @BoyBoy_Official Everybody is under chicken breast. We all know where gainz come from and what's most important in life.

[Shaughn Simpson @djmorphee]

@Tectone Or maybe a pedo if you dont

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@TheGameVerse Fiji

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@Lord_Sugar It's not for film. It's what you buy weed in.

[Shaughn Simpson @djmorphee]

@eddit0r You can tell I'm the first born Australian in my family by my use of british euphemisms. I grew up in that environment, like, would make this call regularly "going to the club tonight, can you come, 'rounds', 10-15." To get stocked up haha