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Back on that Northeast grind (?)

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@buffogre

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@Itsallabtmee_

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@benbinyamin22 Wow, that's crazy 🤣

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@benbinyamin22 Nein, deine Mutter ist fett.

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@benbinyamin22 The TV show?

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@benbinyamin22 As a loud extrovert, I apologize for any trauma committed to you during high school trying to be your friend, lol 😂.

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@benbinyamin22

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@benbinyamin22 My ex didn't like to fart in front of me. It wasn't the breaking point, but it definitely was a red flag for me.

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@benbinyamin22 Me drunkinly: "Just a splishy splash of wine for me, and a splishy splash of wine for you Mr Tettrizini, the fuck did Turkey Tettrizini come from anyway? Ope, little more wine for me then, did I put it in the food already?"

[Bella @BinaBerkun]

Ideas To Combat Climate Change:

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@benbinyamin22 I'm fucking terrified man. I keep having to go around our house and close the windows. Literally telling people this is our 5th day of "smoking 3-4 cigarettes" in the last 2 months btw.

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@benbinyamin22 They start at 15%, I once asked where the 10% was and they were insulted, lol.

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Student asked me how much the project they were working on is a part of their grade. I told them 90% knowing damn well it's like 5. #staytoxic

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@benbinyamin22 I will be the best part-time house husband money can buy if I find someone who makes more than me. You want a martini when you get home? You got it. Best believe between my .6 FTE state pension from teaching and their salary, we're gonna be just fine.

[Olga 7 @rolga77]

I’m going to put a rainbow here, because I’m tired of people fighting against this beautiful rainbow and the pride month. I love you all, because love is love and at the end we’re all the same . Love you guys 😘😘😘 🌈

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@benbinyamin22 Hepatitis

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@benbinyamin22 This made my day, I can use this to my advantage.

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@benbinyamin22 Foundation? Or primer?

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@benbinyamin22 Totally would subscribe, just gotta be careful about being called out for defamation if you get a lot of traffic.