DJ Nightwolf

I'm a life coach. Ruining lives one person at a time by teaching people to live life the wrong way.

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

My brand is built on giving unsolicited bad advice. Just check my bio.

[T @tylerthecreator]

i fucking hate small talk just stop please its okay to sit in silence fuckkk i dont care about ur kids bro

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

Grand Theft Auto #Chicago

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

I know quite a few #women who have used the "Fetus Deletus" spell.

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

Just found out why "Fetus Deletus" is trending. God bless #BlackTwitter for always providing the best content.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Abortion is health care.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

“I think I'll probably vote for Bernie... He’s been insanely consistent his entire life. He’s basically been saying the same thing, been for the same thing his whole life. And that in and of itself is a very powerful structure to operate from.” -Joe Rogan

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

Best headline EVER:
"Tik Tok Teens Are Dipping Their Balls in Soy Sauce and Lighting Their Houses on Fire"
https://t.co/gDkeylDv5T

[Bill & Ted 3 @BillandTed3]

When you realize #BillAndTed3 hits theaters THIS YEAR! 🎸⚡️ #FaceTheMusic

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

The FBI sent a letter to convince Dr. King to kill himself in 1964.

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

Directed by Hype Williams

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

@xdswgx You think that's bad? Wait until someone heats up fish in the microwave.

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

Imagine #scratching with this #mixer. Just look at that #fader! #DJ #PioneerDj #Turntablism

[Dani Deahl @danideahl]

Why stop at 6

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

I'll buy you tacos. #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

@Jermaine_Hudson Business is BOOMING! #LifeCoach

Me: *tells clients what they want to hear (life ruining advice)*

Clients:

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

My brand is built on giving unsolicited bad advice. Just check my bio.

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

When I saw that #girlsinyogapants was trending, I was afraid that they all had died. Thankfully, they are alive and well.

[Krewella @Krewella]

sometimes u just gotta hit the delete button on certain shit in ur life⚰️

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

Twitter: A bunch of natural disasters are trending.

Me: Oh no.

Twitter: #SeductiveSunday is also trending.

Me:

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

Couldn't sleep. So, I flipped through my new release playlist on Spotify to check for bangin house tunes and somehow ended up going through indie playlists. Going down a deep indie rabbit hole because all these tracks are bangers.

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

RIP La Parka

[DJ Nightwolf @djnightwolf]

Me after I see why Tessa Blanchard is trending