Hey everyone your least favorite musician is back to tell you i now have a gaming channel and you should come check it out if you like cringe humor
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If we lived on the moon, say in a dome or something, would there be any way to replicate the gravity of Earth or would we just have to adapt to living with the moon's gravity and jump everywhere?
Cashier #1: “Can I help you?”
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier #1: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier #2: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier #1: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier #1: “Can I get a name?”
So just remember if you called a pizza place last minute so you would get a pizza after midnight to make the "I ordered this pizza last decade" joke, the people on the 1999-2000 New Years got to make the "I ordered this pizza last millennium" joke.
#HappyNewYear2020