vae !!

shark bait hoo ha ha

[vae !! @djodontdance]

welcome :)
⋆｡𖦹 °.🐚⋆❀˖°

[Argie @notevenrg]

having fun with my mom then suddenly remembering what she said to me when i was 14

[vae !! @djodontdance]

he said yes everyone party

[vae !! @djodontdance]

trying to convince my bf to drive 30 minutes to come get me and then drive another 15 to urgent care with me bc I’m too scared to go all by myself but something is lowk wrong

[Louis Updates Poland @LTUpdatesPL]

⚽ ​Według Page Six, gwiazda reprezentacji Anglii, Jude Bellingham, wykorzystał jeden ze swoich biletów, aby zaprosić piosenkarza Louisa Tomlinsona na mecz półfinałowy Mistrzostw Świata. Piosenkarz jest wiernym kibicem reprezentacji i, nawiasem mówiąc, zagorzałym fanem samego Jude’a.

[C IS FOR CATRINA-PILLAR 🐛❗️ @nyanjapillar]

do yall not realize how hated you gotta be to make the entire world side with spain

[vae !! @djodontdance]

if you don’t know the difference between ai and cgi I seriously think you need taken out back and sh*t ong

[vae !! @djodontdance]

trying to convince my bf to drive 30 minutes to come get me and then drive another 15 to urgent care with me bc I’m too scared to go all by myself but something is lowk wrong

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

whoever normalized $120 hoodies & $80
sweatpants needs to be stopped

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[Florian | at a very PHM time of my life @mayutenshix]

City of Geese, are you honking just for me?

#lalaland #rgcu #goose

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

You can literally feel the absence of Spirit Airlines like every flight ticket is $600

[salem🔞 @salemsranch]

need to fuck someone's throat but i've got this stupid fuckin vagina

[⏾⋆.˚ @cosm1cmoonx]

date idea we makeout in bed for 3 hours

[vae !! @djodontdance]

FUCK ARGENTINA !!!

[vae !! @djodontdance]

off topic but when I was little I’d beat the shit out of my guy cousins bc they would get grounded if they hit a girl

[dez met jongho!! @mywoojjong]

idk why this isn’t obvious but DO NOT talk to idols/celebrities about FANFIC. that is like . the cardinal rule for the fanfiction side of fandoms 😭 i also don’t give a fuck if you’re doing it for likes. don’t fucking do it.

[erin @maizie_star]

it’s crazy how the “sex helps with period cramps” thing is actually true. like that sounds like a “fact” invented by men to get more pussy

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

What’s crazy is that vegetable prices haven’t gone down. I have to play poopoo roulette AND pay full price??

[Lorie Darlin 🏜️ @KMAG_YOLO]

I have never understood that Taco Bell diarrhea thing. I ate Taco Bell on a near daily basis for years and never got sick.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The fact that y'all don't see the future of CLEAN DRINKING WATER as worth prioritizing over Al is wild to me.