Daniel Johnston

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@tonyrigatonee I usually throw my car trash in the dumpster while getting gas, but I don't have multiple bags of trash.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@turkhafiza2 Ukrainians could've done it with two drones worth $1k.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@real_DefendWest Before fighting, find the while liberal blonde and take her out first, then go after the weaker opponent.

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@AmericaFirsst I would contact a good lawyer to see if all the emotional pain my son and my family experienced, would translate to financial and emotional pain for the teacher and the school system that hired this dumbass.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@4thOfJuly365 Glad I went to Myrtle Beach 20 years ago.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@bankaikokug0 Kids just casually walking by like it's an everyday event or rain. What kind of people are we raising?

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@elonmusk I hope they get sued out of existence.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@DefiantLs Just change that statement to "Who's really aborted?" Maybe it's the person who discovers a cure for cancer or find a new element to make the world a better place or someone who will change mankind in a good and fundamental way.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@Nerdrotics @WallStreetApes San Diego was founded by the Germans in 1914.

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@metal_patriot98 @Across_Dixie Welcome to the Heart of Dixie.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@Across_Dixie Years ago, when I was a kid, I always got a Georgia state flag when I went to Six Flags. The 1970s and 1980s was a great time for that park. Sadly, not so much anymore.

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@BestMovieMom If the movie had different characters and a different world, it could have launched a new franchise. It wasn’t Star Trek, but it could have been something else.

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@theamelia__ I got all twenty!!! Woohoo!!!

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@MbarkCherguia It's not "fire", it's trespass. Businesses tell customers everyday not to trespass back or they will be arrested.

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@ThunderAuraX @NoContextHumans By law the employer has to pay the difference between the salary and the tips. If you get no tips, the employer has to pay your state or federal minimum wage.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@NoContextHumans Actually, your job is a server. Your employer is paying you a salary to serve his customers. The tip is something extra for serving his customers.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@DanReder4 @MikeBales I think there are two tables together. One wider than the other.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@MrPitbull07 Congratulations Jack and your parents. God bless.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@BarronTNews_ They could've stayed home and watched Matlock or Murder, She Wrote.

[Daniel Johnston @djohnston2]

@it_unprofession This is the reason I left the suburbs. I was surrounded by houses full of people, but no real neighbors. It was different when I was a kid 60+ years ago. Everyone knew everyone and we all supported each other in our times if need.