Los 50 mejores motes de Andrés Montes:
50: Alitas de pollo Wright.
49: Robin Hood Nowitzki.
48: Manicura Bibby.
47: Horchaterías Nesterovic.
46: Tim siglo XXI Duncan.
45: Chris Mullin la chaqueta metálica.
44: American Graffiti Stojakovic.
43: Matt Harpring carros de fuego.
42: Bruce Lee Bowen.
41: Vlade Divac Vittorio Gassman.
40: Mr Catering Calderón.
39: Lentejita Boykins.
38: Cortefiel Saunders.
37: Muñequita linda Dell Curry.
36: Kenny abre los ojos Thomas.
35: Azofra el chico más listo de la clase.
34: ¿Qué es el viento? Las orejas de Popeye en movimiento.
33: José Lasa, tú serás mi baby.
32: Gregg Popovich, teléfono rojo llamando a Moscú.
31: Lechal Dunleavy.
30: Pescaderías Ratliff.
29: Jerry Sloan, el alcalde de Tacañón.
28: Ese extraño elemento llamado Robert Horry.
27: Romay, la grúa municipal del ayuntamiento de Madrid.
26: Kukoc, la conexión croata del estado de Illinois.
25: Etiqueta negra Wallace.
24: Darrell Armstrong, Galicia calidade.
23: Biriukov, Desde Rusia con amor.
22: Steve Kerr, Wyatt Earp, un forajido de leyenda.
21: Isaiah Rider, presidente de Cortocircuitos S.L.
20: Kevin Willis, pret a porter de lujo.
19: Jeff Hornaceck, el capataz del rancho, el virginiano.
18: Latrell Sprewell, melodía de seducción.
17: El club del abuelo Víctor.
16: Fondos de inversión McIlvaine.
15: E.T. Gasol.
14: Rex Chapman, el jinete pálido.
13: ¿Por qué eres tan bueno McGrady?
12: Sergio Rodríguez, la rica salsa canaria se llama mojo picón.
11: Malik Rose, ganarás el pan con el sudor de tu frente.
10: Cumbres borrascosas Pollard.
9: Albañilería, fontanería, electricidad 24 horas…. Llame a Harper y asociados.
8: Antoine Carr, quiero una motocicleta que me sirva para correr (el de la moto).
7: Mutombo, memorias de África.
6: Hilo de seda Houston.
5: Ordenadores Stockton, la informática a su servicio.
4: Olajuwon, el bailarín de claqué del Cotton Club.
3: Aerolíneas Jordan, bienvenidos al vuelo número 23.
2: Shaquille O’Neal, el artículo 34 de la ley de Los Ángeles.
1: Dennis Rodman, adivina quién viene esta noche/Cruella De Vil.
Con lo fácil que lo tenía el Manchester City para vender Manchester City Studios, vender unos palcos VIP que no existían y colocar a un exdirectivo en el Consejo Superior de Deportes inglés para que cambiaran las reglas desde dentro y no ser sancionados.
😍 UN ESPRINT PARA TODA LA VIDA
🌈 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙟𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖 𝙉𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙖 es campeona del mundo júnior después de imponerse en la llegada reducida de cinco corredoras
#Montréal2026#LaCasaDelCiclismo
🌈🇪🇸 El arcoíris más merecido de siempre. Y nos seguimos emocionando cuando lo recordamos.
🙌 La histórica victoria de Alejandro Valverde batiendo al esprint a Michael Woods y Romain Bardet para coronarse campeón del Mundo en Innsbruck
#LaCasadelCiclismo
El asturiano Benjamín Noval Suárez gana el oro del mundial de ruta 48 horas después de ganar el oro en la prueba contrarreloj. Barrabasada histórica para el ciclismo español.
🚨Toni Kroos on Dean Huijsen’s red card against Atlético Madrid:
🗣️ Toni Kroos: “There’s no better way to define this than Madrid being robbed by a decision that completely changed the derby.
“Look at the incident again. Giuliano Simeone clearly tries to draw the contact. Huijsen gets his arms out, which you see every weekend in football when players are trying to protect themselves and get away from each other.
“Dean is trying to get out of the situation. They’re inside the box, Simeone goes down and suddenly it becomes a red card.
“A red card?
“That is total shambles.
“What makes it even harder to understand is the inconsistency. Lee Kang-in makes a tackle on Arda Güler that could have seriously injured him and doesn’t even get a yellow card.
“Then Madrid are punished with a red for a situation where the contact is nowhere near as serious.
“How can players understand the rules when the threshold changes from one incident to another?
“Huijsen is trying to get away. Simeone is looking for the contact. The referee sees it and gives a red.
“That’s not protecting football. That’s deciding a derby.
“And once you give that red card, you completely change the game. Madrid are forced to play with ten men, Atlético get the advantage and everyone forgets what actually happened before the decision.
“For me, that’s the most frustrating part.
“We can talk about whether Huijsen should have been more careful, of course. But a red card has to be a clear sending-off offence.
“This wasn’t.
“Madrid didn’t lose control of the derby because of football.
“They lost a player because of a decision that should never have reached that punishment.
“That is not a refereeing mistake you simply move on from.
“That is a decision that changes the entire match.”
🚨Jude Bellingham on his altercation with Giuliano Simeone during Real Madrid’s 2-1 defeat to Atlético Madrid:
🎙️ Reporter: “Jude, what happened between you and Giuliano Simeone?”
🗣️ Jude Bellingham: “Álvarez miscontrolled the ball and I went in for the challenge. I got the ball cleanly, I didn’t touch Álvarez, and somehow he goes down and I get a yellow card.
“I went over to the referee because I wanted an explanation. I’m frustrated, it’s a derby, emotions are high.
“Then Giuliano comes right into my face and says, ‘Keep crying. That’s all you can do now, cry.’
“I looked at him and said, ‘You’re nothing without Messi for Argentina.’
“He didn’t like that one.
“But I just found it funny that he wanted to get into an argument with me after coming over to provoke me.
“Look, he plays for Atlético, I respect that. But if you’re going to come into my face and start talking, don’t expect me to stand there quietly.
“I told him, ‘You’ve spent your career here and you’re still trying to prove yourself to your father, so maybe focus on the game.’
“I’m not going to pretend I was calm. I wasn’t.
“But at the end of the day, I’d rather answer on the pitch.
“We lost the game tonight, and that hurts more than anything Giuliano said.
“Next time, we’ll settle it.”
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ÚLTIMA HORA.- Damas y caballeros, por medio de la presente se les informa que Don Mikel Alfredo Landa Meana acaba de ganar -once años después- la etapa reina de @lavuelta.
Histórica exhibición de clase, maestría y poderío del ciclista vitoriano de 36 años. Ciclismo champagne. #landismo
Today is World Suicide Prevention Day.
With that in mind, I wanted to remind you of this video produced by Norwich City; it remains one of the most profound things I've ever seen produced on the subject.