Navy seal material?
I love how the older one looks straight at the security camera then picks up the fold up steps taking the evidence with him ..😂❤️❤️❤️
This is a critical tourist advisory for anyone visiting our coastlines. What you are looking at is absolutely, under no circumstances, a peaceful manatee. Do not be fooled by the camouflage. 🚨
This is Florida’s most feared, prehistoric sea monster: The Silent Death.
This clueless Patriots fan swimming next to it has no idea how close he is to meeting his maker. He only survived because this specific monster just swallowed a Connecticut blue-hair a few yards back, and she’s still actively chewing on the leftover protest sign.
The Silent Death possesses a terrifying sensory array. A great white shark can smell a drop of blood from a mile away, but the Silent Death can smell soy milk, seasonal depression, and political entitlement from three times that distance. When they strike, there is no chewing—they just swallow you completely whole, like Michelle Obama demolishing a foot-long hot dog at a stadium.
If you are visiting from New England, please understand you do not possess the evolutionary traits required for this environment.
Stay in your dedicated, heavily guarded safe spaces like Disney World, or stick to the hotel pool. The local waters are closed to amateurs. ⛱️
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Not to rain on anyone’s parade, BUT 👇🏼 where’s Obama’s affirmation now?!?
🗑️ CHICAGO, gone to hell in a trash basket. Now you know why Obama’s Library is made of concrete. It’s ThunderDome arena area .