Djovan Henriques

Larger than Life ~ YOUTUBE: PODCAST: Go Chiefs

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

this is literally how the last pope died

[Djovan Henriques @DjovanHenriques]

SNL, this is an absolute EASY layup. Give us the next Sarah Palin moment.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

😮 Katie Zacharia crashes and burns on [checks notes] Hannity 😮

If you had the "over" on Zacharia lasting more than one Scaramucci, her epic flame out on Hannity just now won't help your cause

HANNITY: You said you consulted with people who advised you it was okay to call yourself a lawyer but not an attorney, correct?

ZACHARIA: Correct

HANNITY: There's a report out tonight showing 15 social media posts where you identify yourself as an attorney

ZACHARIA: I think they were retweets

Here's the whole interview:

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Incredible how every time he tries to do something human he malfunctions

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.

[Mark Malone @soundmigration]

Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

when everything is owned by ten people and you’re drinking a $25 latte while watching a warner bros romantic comedy starring netanyahu

[Paul Brown @0xQuasark]

The great thing about MDMA:

It makes you SAY all the beautiful shit to your friends...that you'd usually wait until their funeral to say.

[KB @kbyrd2_]

It absolutely is cheaper. But yall too good for leftovers & repeating meals so, there’s that.

[Sniper Barbie @LadyRed_6]

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to get through exams right now, so please start eating better and exercising.

[The married man @marriedmn]

The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.

[Chase Geiser @realchasegeiser]

Simon was just found dead.

[Djovan Henriques @DjovanHenriques]

@Baileymoon15 😂

[決まらない @segavva_]

なんと、恋をしていなくても月は綺麗

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i am so done with character development where is my beach episode

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

What a strange and very specific thing to say

[N🦅 @Versacecay]

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Because you didn’t pay for the premium sleep subscription

[Mrs. Information @hephunderground]

Why THE FUCK was there an ad in my dream.

[:p @UnkleDell]

35 in nyc is 26 years old