Mrs. Information

i want what i want when i want it

[Mrs. Information @hephunderground]

What doesn’t kill you adds to the lore

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Middle school band teachers are Gods strongest soldiers

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How does depression even exist?

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@pat_the_dentist Arguably

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I really don’t think anyone should be eating raw, unprocessed vegetables, like ever.

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My energetic supply from sleep/food has perfectly matched my energetic demands from training/ metabolism and it feels like I’ve reached a physiological flow state honestly.

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@fahd_iqtidar Oh he’s DND is on in perpetuity.

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It’s arguably better to doom scroll for hours at home than it is to build a habit of incessantly checking your phone throughout the day.

It’s the small, transient moments that make up life— waiting for the train, on line in cafes, sitting at a red light. That’s when serendipity strikes. Your experience of reality is seriously injured when you constantly interject upon the present with your phone.

Wherever you are, be there.

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

If there is one disease you should cure yourself of in your 20's it is the tendency to fall in love with your future potential.

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I am infertile to external implantations of urgency. I trust Gods timing for me. The fruit will fall when it’s ripe.

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@scorestopsheIf Even then. Peeling, juicing, or adding ingredients like apple cider vinegar is considered processing.

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Looking for based brands to sponsor my boyfriend.

He is a 3-0 amateur fighter based in New York. Jacked, handsome, and genuinely retarded. Photo and video content will be provided aplenty, open to whitelisting influencer campaign on meta.

DM or email me. Serious inquiries only. 🩵

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@owenknight Very yes

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@jackhneel AWEE

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I DONT WANT ANYMORE MUSCLE BUT I CANT STOP LIFTING

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Pasture raised chicken meatballs blended with chicken liver, gizzards, and heart.

Paired with spaghetti squash, homemade pomodoro sauce with fresh herbs from my garden, and Parmesan cheese.

It doesn’t get better than this, sorry.

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@celestialbe1ng Ugh I might have to relapse on coffee

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Coconut oil has changed my life in unimaginable ways

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Has anyone else noticed that you can literally just be present with someone and they end up taking a strong liking to you?

99% of people are operating at such low levels of consciousness that arriving wholly present becomes a pattern interrupt.

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@Sophi_B1 THX DAWG

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Women should be less insecure about their weight and more insecure about their lack of service to others.

From my personal experience and observations, insecurity is rooted in self obsession and fleshly worship. No one actually cares about the minute nuances of your physique. If you find yourself ruminating on your appearance, it’s time to extend yourself outwards. Serve God, serve your neighbors, let your heart posture and kindness leave the impression.

I understand the very real, biological desire to feel beautiful and validated as a woman but the modern woman is way too far up her own ass. Mainstream standards are engineered to be difficult to achieve and ever-changing so that you continually consume and externalize your self worth. They don’t want you to know you are inherently valuable. Beauty standards are for the most part illusory— no one IRL will judge you based on your weight unless you’re an extreme outlier.

Grown ass woman need to get over themselves, kindly.

[kait @nintendogirldog]

being a white girl is so fucking insane why is the beauty standard being 100lbs as a grown ass woman

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@damesilverhair That’s beautiful.