Dylan on the inside and out🐀

A cheap whore at best.
Pronouns are Fe/Fi and Fo/Fum (Am 7 ft)

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

Brockhampton back to back nights. I got to meet my idols and a lot of them signed my shirt.THEY EVEN LET ME ASK MERLYN WHY HE GOT ADDICTED TO SOFT SHELL TACOS DURING THE Q&A!!! Life is fucking great.Thanks for two fantastic shows @kevinabstract I was the tall white boy

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

Well, I guess I draw the line at nazi salutes. It was nice knowing everyone. I'll still be @djpapke over at Bluesky🦋

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I need every democrat to have this energy for the next four years

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

Oh, to be a bug🐛

[Pop Base @PopBase]

SZA on why she’s wearing bug prosthetics for her ‘Hot Ones’ episode:

“No other reason, I’m just tired of being… not a bug.”

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

One of these days, I'm gonna go store to store and pull every fire alarm on a street. Just need a villain origin story first.

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

@JetsPizza @aquadotsurvivor free pizza. Can enter on 4 platforms for 4 chances each

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

BARBIE is about to be the greatest movie of all time

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i’m speechless. what the fuck is he talking about. i love it

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Midwest speed traps:

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

@alyssamarie251 Those sockless feet can't be real? Can they? They're of monstrous proportions that fill the dark spaces of my mind

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

I will never emotionally recover from The Last of Us ep.3. Such a beautiful portrayal of love. I sobbed heavily for 20 minutes straight. I hope Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett win an Emmy for their performances🏆

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

Bro got punched back into the manga. One Piece forever goated. Fr changed my life after years and years of ignoring it for its length

[One Piece @onepiecedaiIys]

when luffy punches celestial dragon

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

My Greyhound driver is rocking a tall boy of Jack Daniel's. I guess the new year came early for him😩 Pray for me LMAO

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

instead of texting "on my way" ima just send this

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

after like 5-7 traumatic experiences everything just becomes funny tbh

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

@GabiErickson_ @LSDFridge I now have to change all of my bios. Thank you for helping me discover my true self

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

@thedaleymiranda My biggest supporter in my retaliation against big pharma❤️❤️

[Dylan on the inside and out🐀 @djpapke]

This transition to fall weather is literally killing me, but I'll die before I waste money on allergy medicine. Living that D.A.R.E. lifestyle😎