Mad Lib

Melanin. Chromosomes. Fluid fluid. zip/zoom/zap.

[Martyr Made @martyrmade]

We haven’t (and probably won’t, can’t) reckoned w/the fact that we destroyed the global economy, shredded what was left of the Constitution, and forcibly injected the population w/an experimental vaccine just to end up where we would’ve been if we did none of that.

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

Vox: Slapping People, Explained

Slate: The Slap Was Interesting, But Not For The Reasons You Think

NPR: Three Twee Stories Told By Previously Slapped Americans

Breitbart: The Black-On-Black Slapping Stats The Liberal Media Won't Tell You About

[Mad Lib @djpcdw]

@OrwellNGoode I blame the unbearable whiteness of the Oscars.

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@KweenJosie The people who
banged the pots
are the people who
mostly peacefully protested
are the people who
double masked
are the people who
vilified the unvaxed
are the people who
"support Ukraine"

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

Ladies and gentlemen — your US Energy Secretary 😱

[Mad Lib @djpcdw]

@annakhachiyan You two are great.

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@nypost “The pictures on my profile are of me however the personality is not mine.

“I am a nihilistic existentialist but the girl in the profile is a super cool, super chill, doesn’t take herself too seriously kind of girl.”

[Mad Lib @djpcdw]

@Perez_Writes Place the bookstore between a shooting range and s steakhouse.

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@ForeignAffairs Provide an off-ramp, not an accelerator.

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@KeithMcCullough A hair dryer, 😂😂😂😂🤣

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@ScottMGreer And she has a legion of Nordic Amazon warriors.
Tedious.

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@nypost @realjuliasong Future me could be a billionaire.

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@Partisan_O Two at a time = double the speed!

[The.GrapeApe @TGrapeape]

@MythinformedMKE

[Mad Lib @djpcdw]

@neontaster Me taking a dump this morning is another January 6 moment.

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@default_friend Both will knock you unconscious and stab your face.

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@ianmiles Just more 🤡 🌎

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@ElderBartleby Not wrong.

[Mad Lib @djpcdw]

@JDHaltigan The veil of civilization is way thinner than I believed.