mud bug baby

Do I have wine lips? // solely drunk tweets at this point

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me at the dive bar when someone walks in: Hot new bombshell enters the villa!

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Im reading asoiaf finally and have successfully morphed into one of the most insufferable people I have ever had to deal with on a daily basis

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Love following old flames on spotify and listening to their playlists like yes bitch i'm still here

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“I’ve been a nasty girl” is my sleeper agent phrase

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Im so crossfaded I didnt realize that I had @charli_xcx 360 playing on a loop. But now I REALLY get it

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I love sitting at the bar watching tiktok on my phone at full volume like a boomer

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2024 and there isnt a microwave to make things COLD? 0/10

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Knowledge: Service went perfect they’ll leave me 20%+

Wisdom: Yeah I aint gettin shit

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the word ‘been’ has two e’s yet im expected to pronounce it like ‘ben’ naur bro

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I cant be trusted with an evening off cuz now Im home alone crossfaded listening to Tool

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why people always act weird when you got hiccups? like sorry bro i have gerds

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Reading the arguments in the comments of Michael Imperioli’s instagram post is my newspaper in the morning 😌

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And also get the sockets with a bottle brush

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Would love to scoop my eyeballs out and hit em with the nail buffer… itchy

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Would love to scoop my eyeballs out and hit em with the nail buffer… itchy

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my love language is sending you a video i recorded of my laptop playing a clip of the tv show im currently binge watching where you can hear me giggling in the background

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Thinking about the text I’m going to send my crush on Christmas

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if my phone's on dnd just know i've taken a tylenol pm and have put on Dune

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My red flag artists are interpol and qotsa. Like so be warned… I am not in calm waters.

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me, after two (2) glasses of prosecco, two (2) shots of tequila, and one (1) vodka diet: there’s been a timeline shift

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me at 31 realizing how hot i am