Clamantha

My tweets do not reflect my thoughts I have no thoughts😑 @onlyaclam

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My mom threw my Wii out the window on my 10th birthday

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Personally, if I had a problem, I’d handle it. But that’s just me 🤷‍♀️

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She’s just like me fr

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All Aniya does is sit around, listen to people’s problems and give them bad advice.

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Put me in the villa and they’d shoot my ass home in a cannon day 2 after I start making bomb threats the minute someone pulls my fine shyt for a chat

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My phone’s got the hantavirus after trying to find a link to stream the Knicks game

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I have a lot of people that don’t like me for a girl that’s never done anything wrong in her life

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How am I doing? Where were you when I was exclusively listening to glee covers for 4 months straight

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Terrible news guys :( turns out there is no such thing as a 26 year long redemption arc and I’m just a fuck up

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When you turn 26 they dismember you and feed it to your emotional support reptile

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Imagine you’re a patient pressing your call bell and the nurse is at the desk posting 6 pictures to say goodbye to April

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Real yearners know getting what you want is not part of the plan

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Dw guys I’m on it 👍

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Really tiring keeping track of everything that happens ever but someone has to do it

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Update they threw me in the on call room shower and now I’m just back sitting at my desk soaking wet

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Not showering before my shift because I don’t want to be here and hope they send me home early

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I can’t fuck with anyone who drinks Earl grey tea cus I just know you’re boring and smell like laundry

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Just tried the new cotton candy Alani now I’m seeing neon green and zebra print floaters in my periphery

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Cus like yeah he do look like shit’s genuinely funny

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I’ve felt very empowered and free since reclaiming the use of 😂😂 unironically

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It’s my half birthday and not one coworker said anything. These walls are a fucking prison.