DJ Responsible

These are jokes and thoughts that I think of.

[tasman @lildorothy_]

can i come over and put glow in the dark stickers on your ceiling

[Neil Hilton @neilthilton]

Never seen as many Hummingbird Hawk-moths in a summer as I have this year. Amazing little creatures 😊

[grace @gracefishlove]

When there’s a long line for the bathroom so you know it’s gonna be really good

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

After you retire they unlock new exclusive movies for you. Dad asked if I had watched the Jeff Daniels Ronald Reagan movie. That doesn't exist for me yet. I'm not able to see that.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

(magician who slept funny) For my neck's crick,

[dolo @doloyeung]

The sign you've made it in the corporate world isn't the palatial estate or the private jet. Its the button under your desk that opens a trapdoor

[Daily Nancy Comic Strips. @Callicutt5John]

March 27,1952

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

A lot of young people don’t even pack lunches for their roommates anymore. It’s just every man for himself

[Daily Nancy Comic Strips. @Callicutt5John]

March 21,1952

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

It’s crazy how little Pixar understands their own product. Andy’s toys were never why we cared about these movies. Give us more Andy

[turbomander @turbomander]

scorpion riding on the back of the frog but instead of killing him thus dooming them both (lame ending) he tokyo drifts that shit across the river

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
July 07,1948

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

[ordering a beer] just leave the bottle...been a rough week..

[Daily Nancy Comic Strips. @Callicutt5John]

March 13,1952

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Should I give indie music a try? Or should I stick to the more popular fare that tops the charts?

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Gotta hand it to soccer as a spectator sport. You can carefully analyze every possession, or you can just look at the tv when the announcers get all worked up.

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 27,1947

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.