DJ Rizla

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@TheRock is there any truth to the rumour that you wanted to buy English soccer team, Southend United?

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@timhortonsuk @lateesha_lindo Are those items available in non-halal versions?

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@KimShoeCrzy @roywoodjr @Trevornoah That’s not Roy, it’s clearly this guy from The Matrix movies, @SamuelLJackson 😂

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@hanwaddingham loved your char on Willow, gutted they killed you so soon (GoT vibes). The should’ve kept you in the show, maybe kill off just Anne (sorry) for Hubert’s char dev, but you & Elora join the others. Maybe Hubert becomes a new mentor for Jade.

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@StartsWithABang Did you know, your article in @forbes is being cited by flat Earthers as a “nail in the coffin” for globe Earth believers? 😂
https://t.co/9NSmj7iXIZ

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The coolest @RobertDowneyJr costume I’ve ever seen. After being bullied, I bet a message from his hero would really make his day (hint hint) https://t.co/cOTDU5zbuw

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@Lowkey0nline would you consider lending you voice to this cause to fight oppression worldwide? https://t.co/35c0tLbNpN

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@akalamusic would you consider lending your voice to this cause to fight oppression around the world? https://t.co/35c0tLtoOn

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@MrChuckD would you consider lending your voice to this cause and help fight oppression around the world? https://t.co/35c0tLbNpN

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@JustEatUK why does your company have to steal my money? You’ve lost my business, never using your service again.

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@RealMickFoley Imagine the Harry Potter franchise, but with @RealMickFoley instead of Hagrid. Harry would have beaten Voldemort much quicker with the hardcore legend at his side.

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@sajidjavid This you?

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@jhoraniii @ricky_meyer Imagine if it was a Republican with a painting of Hitler on his wall. There would be an uproar. I’m left wing and even I think this is wrong. The irony is that he has a Buddha statue beneath it, and Mao hated Buddhism.

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@RealMickFoley @VinceMcMahon Can you replace the words “out of our hall of fame” with “off the top of the hell in a cell”. Either way, it’s good to see my childhood hero’s moral compass is working fine, even after all those chair shots. #25thAmendmentNow

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@GAMEdigital Nope, I won’t be buying #Cyberpunk2077 or any other game from your store until I have a PS5, and seeing as you refused to sell me one, I doubt I’ll be in your store anytime soon.

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@PlayStationUK It’s not gamers you should thank, it’s the scalpers, they are the ones buying the most PS5s. Just remember, it’s gamers who buy games, if they can’t get a console, they’re not going to buy the games.

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@GAMEdigital So the PS5 I preordered for launch day, will no longer be available to me on launch day? Remind me, what is the purpose of preordering?

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@dunkindonuts can you ban this idiot from your outlets. He is a danger to your customers. https://t.co/dlfE0YzZIO

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@KFC_UKI what’s happened to mash potatoes? Not on the menu anymore? Forget the dipping sauces, I need to dip my chicken in mash & gravy.

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@rickygervais please can convince Karl Pilkington to be on the next series of @Taskmaster with @gdavies and @AlexHorne. Everyone I’ve said it to has said he would be perfect for the show.