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I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[sascha @SaschaAmato]

cannot stop rewatching Erling Haaland getting spooked by his reflection
visceral, primal

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[teoni @teoniw]

How posting selfies feels

[horse @horseimage]

hungry..

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Much like receiving a drunk text, receiving an adderall text is glaringly obvious to the recipient

[Alli$on @Alllycatt_]

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Religious psychosis probably feels fucking awesome

[doomer @uncledoomer]

because a single serving of 12 beers is 2400 calories

[ᶠᵃʷⁿ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @444awning]

moody men r so funny like girl what is ur problem now

[yammi @sighyam]

It’s so embarrassing having to comment “recipe” on someone’s instagram post but I do that shit anyway…. I follow one lady who even told people to comment “hungry” I hate her so fucking much. 😭

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Hamon Beat @HamonBeat]

Kid named Mario Backrooms