Gábor nemeth

[Gábor nemeth @djskydeep]

http://t.co/6I2CXwmOBZ Boobs are the original WMD's. Weapons of Man's Destruction.

[Gábor nemeth @djskydeep]

http://t.co/S2ihEJzgi6 I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[Gábor nemeth @djskydeep]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/mjKSHZOMmp

[Gábor nemeth @djskydeep]

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/LBphfTc6Wn

[Gábor nemeth @djskydeep]

http://t.co/FRdiTjIJ Fish must be like super sad because it probably took a whole lot of tears to fill the whole ocean.

[Gábor nemeth @djskydeep]

http://t.co/ohq63ypU I wish people would stop making fun of me for being fat. I have enough on my plate as it is.

[Gábor nemeth @djskydeep]

Dear Sharks: You may get your own week on TV, but house cats get their own eternity on the internet. http://t.co/U7fMZ0am