Chris Melancon

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@NVIDIAGeForce PRAGMATA RTX

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@justthefunpart So what you're saying is that you know what is in the bag doesn't match what is pictured (both in photo form on the bag and the buyer's mind) and you do it anyway? I'm sorry to learn that's how you work.

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

. @justthefunpart I got some of your Dubai cones and, well, they ain't got no Dubai. Every one so far has been like this, except the one that had no pistachio creme at all. So I decided to dissect one to see if maybe my mouth was playing tricks on me.

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@Audioguyjacob you mentioned briefly in 1124 a technical issue with the printing of your hat... Remember that this was the lie they told the first scoop until he pressed them on it. Don't know if it comes back up in today's ep but I'll get to hear soon.

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[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@WeAreMeh What if I wanted this more than a sand castle?

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@Audioguyjacob @thesarahjessica Thanks!

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@Audioguyjacob I heard you mention SJ's playing Natchitoches! Where are details/tickets available? Can't find through Google so far.

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@HomeDepot what's up with your app's geography skills? I see this every time it opens. That's the store's own zip code. Meanwhile the website is happy to default me to stores in three other states depending on how it's feeling that day I guess.

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@WeAreMeh I'm just funnin' ya. But it's awesome this is finally happening!

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@MarcosPizza so this came in the mail today, three weeks after it expired.

It's like the marketing team is as good at marketing as the nearest location is at making pizza as ordered and delicious.

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@HeyScoops @Mitzula @thefamouspaul And the octopus pays!

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@Audioguyjacob listening to the latest episode (952) - surprised you weren't a Johnny's Pizza guy back in LA. They've grown since you left though. Next time you're down if it's crawfish season check out a Sweep the Swamp!

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

It should be as illegal to spam my cell phone for political fundraising as it is for anything else. The rate is ramping up to multiple messages per hour and my list of people to never vote for is growing rapidly. Anybody got a good solution? Is robokiller worth paying for?

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

Why, yes, it is.

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@peppermintfatty Truth. Maybe it's the rarest hamburger in each state.

I've also been through a good bit of Texas and never seen an A&W there. Whataburger would like a word with this map.

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

@thefamouspaul I thought of you when I found this video of people in pursuit of raw car. It's kind of lame, really, but the cars do get pretty raw. https://t.co/ExoVuIROvL

[Chris Melancon @djslackx]

Amazon wants me to answer questions that stump Alexa for them (for free, too, lol). I looked and some of the questions are ridiculous. Highly tempted to answer "I bet Google knows" on a whole bunch of them in the hopes of hearing Alexa answer a question with that.

[Meh @WeAreMeh]

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