smatney✨⛰🦝🌲🪐💫

it’s fine. I’m fine. everything is fine.

[smatney✨⛰🦝🌲🪐💫 @djsmat]

starting a thread for cursed pictures of my dog

[chels! ☻ @femmenart]

i love SWIMMING!!!!!! i love WATER!!!!!! i love the ocean and pools and lakes and RIVERS!!!!!!

[Jack Allen KATV @JackAllenTV]

He may not have won this year's Corgi race, but Yummy certainly won his way into our hearts ❤️

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

For all 248 years of our existence we’ve not had an official language, and that was something we were proud of.

America isn’t “back”, America is officially the opposite of what the founding fathers hoped we could be

[hannah @crankhart]

Took my adderall

[Dina Titus @repdinatitus]

Two students were shot by a classmate at a school in Nashville today, just one day after Donald Trump shut down the Office of Gun Violence Prevention. Republicans’ “thoughts and prayers” count for nothing. We need gun safety legislation.

[chris✌🏼 @sonohedman]

Florida in 48 hours

[smatney✨⛰🦝🌲🪐💫 @djsmat]

@wessieolivia take a month off

[ٰ @moralgrey]

i need to consume every single media ever created

[smatney✨⛰🦝🌲🪐💫 @djsmat]

@wessieolivia have a good bowl of queso for me🥲

[smatney✨⛰🦝🌲🪐💫 @djsmat]

@wessieolivia YOURE STRESSING ME OUT

[Peter @petermcpoland]

and i didn’t realize til i cried on tanksgibbin 🍁 🦃

[kimi 🥝 @kimichkis]

ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE WHERE THEY STRUNG UP A MAN THEY SAY MURDERED THREE STRANGE THINGS DID HAPPEN HERE NO STRANGER WOULD IT BE IF WE MET UP AT MIDNIGHT IN THE HANGING TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE WHERE THE DEAD MAN CALLED OUT FOR HIS LOVE TO FLEE STRANGE

[𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚜 🩷 @emma_schaffer]

NIGHT EIGHT 9/22: started night of strong with nightmare fuel as usual, proceeded to gringotts and transformers, then went to try minion cafe and it was 10/10! we did darkest deal and it spooked sarah multiple times per usual 🤭 ended with sitting in dark zodiac ♈️♓️ #HHN32

[𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚜 🩷 @emma_schaffer]

need to keep a list of the things @djsmat says at #HHN32 so enjoy this thread

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Texas coach Steve Sarkisian from the TOP ROPE!!!!

“They (Alabama) were 52-1 in their last 53 home games, I guess they’re 52-2 now.”

[smatney✨⛰🦝🌲🪐💫 @djsmat]

bringing this back from my senior year bc i graduated, moved halfway across the country, and i STILL DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING

[smatney✨⛰🦝🌲🪐💫 @djsmat]

bringing this back from my freshman year bc now i’m a senior and i STILL don’t know what i’m doing

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

Horns Up in Tuscaloosa! 🤘

#HookEm

[ADHDinos @ADHDinos]

That's all, friends

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what do you do when a pigeon poops on your nose

poop on the pigeons nose and never look back