@CountDankulaTV Always hilarious when people are frantically sharing the link for feedback on new paid parking controls like it hasnโt already been factored in as another piece of sticky tape holding up the councilโs budget for the next year
> be prime minister
> everyone wants you to step down
> hold a cabinet meeting
> tell ministers to ask questions 1:1 after meeting
> refuse to meet anyone
> fuck off to norfolk to look at owls all day
> everything fizzles out while you're gone
> come back the next day
> meet your main opposition
> make him say he supports you
> dogwalk him in front of the Downing Street press
> walk into prime ministers questions
> call yourself a gooner
Unfortunately this is all spectacularly based and funny, and if he'd been like this the entire time, he wouldn't have had half of the problems he does
Original demo of Misery recorded by the Beatles for Helen Shapiro while rehearsing at the Cavern Club is finally out oh my GOD
Prepare for the alternate lyrics ๐