David, Horse Cock Specialist

Movies, television, general nerd shit, etc. Idek. | 23, AuDHD, horny & chronically ill bastard. |

[bianca ✨👑 @rapunzelariels]

my dream is that the moana remake flops so horribly that disney decides to scrap all of their planned remakes. it wont happen, but man it would be wonderful if it did!

[Chris @chriskunzler]

Israelis being clavicular's target audience is perhaps the least surprising thing ever

[grizz @grizzlikesfilm]

do they think Nolan has control over every product related to the Odyssey lol

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

The United States lost the Vietnam War my dude

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Thought yall turned bruh into Wagyu 😭😭

[Joe Hale Osteen @_HenryO_]

We gotta bring this kinda actor beef back lol

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

This is actually the only ethical way to debate fascists.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Hot take:

People don’t actually want to become millionaires.

They want to stop checking their bank account before buying groceries.

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

Clear her ass, Wendy!!!

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Americans deadass voted for diarrhea forever in 2024 I hate this goddamn country man

[SkyeⓋ🖤🍉 @Skye_Melissax]

Christians legit come on this website and say shit like "the only reason I don't fuck animal corpses is because God says it's wrong" and it's supposed be a dunk on atheists??😭

[NateFr G month @nate_fr]

A 7/10 movie is still a good movie man I’m tired of yall calling shit ass just cus you didn’t think it was peak cinema

[𐙚┆₊៸៸ 🇲🇦 𝐌𝐢𝐚 | 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚'𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐲 @miasonys0n]

I thought y'all liked dark humor

[ZaZaZilla 🔆 @Dave_Inci]

@KalebReact Dark humor enjoyers when the joke isn't about a starving child in Africa

[jul !! 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkacolero]

James Marsden are you ready to learn minionese

[Zimbo Jones, Keeper of the Plumes @LookAroundCafe]

“Calm down, kid. Smoke this joint.”

[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

I would dine out on the story of me getting rescued by Indiana Jones for the rest of my *life* if I was that kid

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

After 18 hours lost in Yellowstone National Park, 13-year-old Boy Scout Cody Clawson is rescued…by actor Harrison Ford, who piloted a helicopter down to save Clawson and return him to safety.

[proton @ProtonInspector]

You can’t show water crossing or landing on the lens in fantasy of all genres because it makes you immediately aware of the camera

[Black Capital @Blackcapitalis]

It's funny because MAGA twitter wants this guy to be a white supremacist so bad.