Stephen Lynch

Father, Husband, inventor, creator, fabricator, engineer, fixer, maker, problem solver, voider of warranties, singer of songs, maker of sparks

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@KAlkasspooles @RealCandaceO @VoteRandyFine You are absolutely unhinged. Candace is condemning a person celebrating a dead baby. I can’t tell what nationality that baby is, and I don’t care. Like her, I think a dead baby is a tragedy as they are innocent. She’s not picking sides, she’s condemning that monster of a man.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@PepseeB @Michell33650674 You’re failing to recognize the fact that we already had Trump for 4 years, and none of the lies came true. We have the luxury of comparing 4 years of Biden to 4 years of Trump. We were safer, more prosperous, and we had no conflicts. Biden’s 4? Do we really need to go there?

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@tonydique45 @handleitgrips People who actually use guns, not just accessorize and post pix on instagram of them, train to be effective marksmen.
When you need all hands on deck, you need someone who can hit something without a $3200.00 Gucci optics package. I approve. 👍🏼

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@princip1099 @WallStreetMav And that’s why “the reich” lost their asses in November. Bye Felicia!

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@rose_malisa @FoxNews Agreed. I mean Trump pardoned Kwame Kilpatrick for god’s sake. I’ve voted Trump every time, and I expect he’ll also pardon a few more stinkers. That’s a perk of the job. Anyone who says they wouldn’t pardon their kid, no matter how much of a fuckup they are, is a liar.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@carlisledagain @hartgoat That’s why the scanner says “please check the bottom of your cart for additional items”. That being said, when did a bag of Doritos start costing as much as a flat screen TV? Every time I go to Walmart Mart, it reminds me of mid-80’s Soviet Union Bread Lines.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@loose_parts You’re going to let an elderly neighbor spend thanksgiving alone. Let me guess… Out Of Love? The only hate in the equation is you. I wish you prosperity, and I would die for your freedom to be such a miserable, salty asshole. Why? You are a broken individual and I hope you heal.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@VR360NewYork @LeadingReport I want a closed border. However, it’s our house, we can make our own rules. I cannot get behind deporting a hard working family who’ve been here 10 or 15 years, and whose kids hang out with my kids. I’d divorce my wife and marry my neighbor before I’d let them send him back. 🤣

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@VR360NewYork @LeadingReport You can’t un-screw a pregnant woman. They’re already here, so I sort of agree. If they have kept their nose clean, have been working, and paying their own way? Start them on the path to citizenship, and give them a deadline. But they should not be getting a free ride.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@joncoopertweets My trusted sources say that a former staffer claims that Trump once expressed amazement at the conquests of Atilla The Hun.
He claims Trump’s real plan is to change the name of Istanbul back to Constantinople , then resurrect the Byzantine empire just so he can lock them all up.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@MTGrepp “freedom to be an asshole” is as important as any other. If a govt can dictate how you may use, or mis-use your freedom, You’re not free. I’d never choose to burn our flag, but I’d not want to live in a place where I could be imprisoned for doing so.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@FreeMarconi5 @judgejeaninne @dbongino The State Of Rhode Island kindly requests that you do not drag our capital city into your conspiracy theory.
Our hands were in plain sight at all times.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@usanews0 This has been trolled several times and it turns out to be fake. Generates a lot of comments though!

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@TaraBull808 @PatriotRose17 @elonmusk People who have nothing to offer the world always clamor to tear down those who achieve. They always say “I could do that if I had a rich daddy”. No you couldn’t! We idolize those who can throw a ball, and spit on those who dare to change the world.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@CalltoActivism Nice to see!👍🏼
Speaking to a stranger in NYC is often a Crap shoot. A lady (on obviously new crutches) and her friend got on our train, so I got up and offered My seat so she could take a load off.
She said “How about you mind your own business and sit the F down?”
I❤️NY 🤣

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@brutalfightz WTF is wrong with some of you? You condemn an entire race because of the actions of individuals?
And you wonder why good hard working, law abiding black folks are hostile towards you? They don’t want to be associated with this shit any more than I want to be associated with you.

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@bennyjohnson Witnesses say that the “mayhem” guy from the insurance commercials was seen fleeing the scene on foot…. BOLO issued for disheveled white male approximately 6’ wearing black suit and tie, white shirt, and numerous band aids on his face.

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@AtlantaBills84 @wsbtv Damn man! Do you hear what you’re saying? Rejecting another human being before even getting to know them is depriving yourself of so many wonderful unknowns. Love yourself enough to unlearn all that misguided hatred someone pumped into your head. Then work on that grammar! 👍🏼

[Stephen Lynch @djsteve]

@FoxNews Eh. That band was never going anywhere. Their albums went over like a lead balloon.

Just another British “flash in the pan” like those dudes from Liverpool. I forget their name…

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@beersdevil @beersdevil Lastly, using special high speed photography, my sources were able to capture Proof that she is two faced. Something doesn’t add up about this “Grande” character. I’m just glad to see someone finally addressing the real issues. Keep it up! You earned my follow!