Daniel Townsend

Director of Ethics and Compliance - Enron Corporation

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

"There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball."

-Meryl Streep

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

Silly me almost forgot to take a moment here to wish @TheKissler426 a happy birthday

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🏈 Super Bowl Winners by Country Since 2000

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[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

NYC is greatest city on earth

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

@realAtlasPress Mozart 40 and 41. Handel water music.

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

I never doubted Bob Nutting 🫡🤩🙏

[Bob Pompeani @KDPomp]

We have NEVER seen a homestand like this in Pirates history

9-1
9-2
12-1
7-0
1-0
5-0

That's a combined 43-3 run differential

Last time they shut out an opponent in a three game home series was 1976

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

@PresbyInn I did NOT wake up expecting to see new brighton PA on an aesthetic page today

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

@Puritan1646 @PastorAndyWebb How so?

[The Presbytery Inn @PresbyInn]

GM. Reformed Presbyterian Theological Seminary

[The Presbytery Inn @PresbyInn]

Real hobbits (Reformed Presbyterians) take an afternoon nap in their Blue Banner quilt.

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

Just found out that Marcus Aurelius has the same birthday as Tyler Kissling. We live in a crazy time

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

Happy birthday to the GOAT Tyler Kissling

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

"Everything you've ever heard about Keith Moon is true. And you've only heard a tenth of it."

-Alice Cooper

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

Breaking news: Pirates franchise moves to Cranberry Township where they will play home games at Graham Park Baseball Field I

[Noah Hiles @_NoahHiles]

Tonight’s paid attendance: 8,340

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

This is still one of the greatest moments of my life, 10 years ago today.

3/14/15 at 9:26pm and 53 seconds. 10 digits of pi in one datetime.

Happy Pi Day, everybody.

[Sidney Crosby 🐐 HQ - Esquire @crosbyhistory87]

Sidney Crosby owned the 2010s:

2 Stanley Cups + 2 MVPs
2 Olympic Gold
World Cup + MVP
IIHF WC
Won Every Award

Named #1 Player of the Decade by: (ESPN, Barstool Sports, The Athletic, The Sporting News, Business Insider, The Hockey News, The Hockey Writers, USA Today, NBC Sports)

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

Finally Some Good News

[NCAA Women's Volleyball @NCAAVolleyball]

Ring that bell, coach! 💕

#NCAAWVB x @CoachKatiePSU

[NCAA Women's Volleyball @NCAAVolleyball]

Ring that bell, coach! 💕

#NCAAWVB x @CoachKatiePSU

[Daniel Townsend @djstring_cheese]

@TheJ_Max Welp

[Quenton Gould @HookemOne]

@patronofx @nflmemes