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• my heart is filled with love and garbage •
she/her

[suz @djsuzyd]

This past week I was genuinely happy for the first time in a long time. Harlan, I really, truly, deeply, purely love you.

[suz @djsuzyd]

Okay @thekillers, it feels so hateful that you didn't have the Imploding the Mirage album at Summerfest - please advise, xoxo a hardcore fan who doesn't want to buy the album off Amazon

[suz @djsuzyd]

@only_jans @ronnui_ HOLLERING

miss u 💓

[suz @djsuzyd]

Hot topic of debate at work today: when you go to use a single-stall public bathroom, do you:

[suz @djsuzyd]

I stopped doing theatre in high school. I believe this, paired with my blue eyes and spunky personality, would make me the perfect candidate to star in a Hallmark Christmas film. In this essay I will -

[suz @djsuzyd]

Ever since we started living in the city, Missy has meowed along to every siren she's heard.

Is she...is she a beagle? A small beagle in a large cat suit?

[suz @djsuzyd]

Barbie spoiler/burning question:

Why did they feel the need in the beginning of the movie to say that neither Barbie nor Ken have genitals, but the last line in the movie is "I'm here to see my gynecologist" ?

????????????????????

I've been pondering for days? Help??????

[suz @djsuzyd]

Who needs coffee in the morning when you can accidentally turn onto Lower Whacker

[suz @djsuzyd]

@socallme_MAEVEY Thank you 🥹

[suz @djsuzyd]

McAuley girls, I need help:

What was the name of that spray tan place everyone went to before prom? It was a woman-owned, stand-alone small business, and they sprayed everyone with the same color but it faded so beautifully?? I think it might have been in Beverly??

[suz @djsuzyd]

She has saved me from being late to work on more occasions than I'd like to admit.

Here's some pictures of the queen for some Monday serotonin:

[suz @djsuzyd]

My cat is perfect in every way, but I think one of my favorite things about her is that she's a great backup alarm clock.

Her automatic feeder goes off at 6am. I'm usually out of bed around 6:30am. If I'm still in bed at 7am she meows so violently it could wake the dead.

[suz @djsuzyd]

What am I most excited for in my post-residency job?

A new email.

I currently have 2637 unread emails. No, I'm not going to go through them now. Yes, I promise I will try to be better in my new job.

[Cefazolin @EmpiricGame]

I would call heme right away with that CBC

[suz @djsuzyd]

The whole interaction just made me think of this: https://t.co/0OcjnLTuZF

[suz @djsuzyd]

Men are completely unhinged.

I just overhead a man YELLING at a group of female physicians for not knowing what time the cafeteria is open.

Honey, if they have DOCTOR on their name badge, they have better things to do than memorize cafeteria hours?? There are people DYING??

[suz @djsuzyd]

One of my favorite nurses keeps bringing me a piece of candy every time she comes to tell me there's a problem with someone's meds.

Am I being Pavlov'ed right now? Like, I'm definitely not mad, just curious.

[suz @djsuzyd]

@thammond1124 SCREAMING

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need

[suz @djsuzyd]

Decided to finally stop watching the same 4 shows on repeat and decided to start This is Us...why did none of y'all warn me I would be ugly crying during the pilot?

[suz @djsuzyd]

@only_jans Tennessee 🥲

[suz @djsuzyd]

Y'all will be happy to know that, in true Suz fashion, I made my March Madness bracket based on who had the cutest mascot. My bracket is currently 59/60 in my work group.

Stay true to yourself, kids.

Always.