TimmyD

Yes I am a pirate... 200 years too late

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@LastWeekTonight visiting your poo plant!

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@Mintmobile @VancityReynolds Ryan, you have an iPhone because your hip and with it but I know you have friends that have lame Android phones (looking at you @RealHughJackman) - so... when are we getting RCS on iPhone?

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@mercari_app Got this message. Asked to cancel as instructed and was told you can't. Had a LONG thread back and forth with "support". Why send me a message then tell me I can't do what you told me to do?

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@HumansNoContext You earned nothing. You don't have a cow... Man

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@krispykreme tried to buy 1/2 dozen donuts, was told I could only take them in a box. I was traveling and couldn't take a box. I asked for a bag - was denied. Was told that max 2 donuts per bag and max 2 bags. So your refusal to save packaging made me order only 4 donuts. U Dumb!

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@CraftComputing Any better or worse that the refurbished ones on Amazon? I've bought half a dozen of those with no issues over the past two years but I'm always down to save some denero 👍

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

So I officially have a #connecticut drivers license and plates for my vehicle. So, now I can officially drive like an asshole like everyone else here. @CTvisit @CTSotS @connecticutmag

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@MarniMead4 @MarkHamill

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@ChaseSupport What do you need my zip code for? Are you going to change your hours because of a special zip code? How will my name alter your hours? You're open later for Jonny but not Timmy?

Until you change your hours to support working class people, my original "eat a bag of dicks" stands.

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

Hey @Chase eat a bag of dicks

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@frickingphil They took a different path...

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@disgrassamento @SnazzyQ @UniverseIce I see what you did there.

Sent from my AT&T Samsung Galaxy a27 5G

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@ChaseSupport You guys are only open when I'm at work. When I have an issue that I need to talk to an ACTUAL PERSON, You're not there. So happy you guys bought my mortgage, looking forward to 30 more years of this bullshit.

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@jar_rosenholtz Uhhh... Mine?

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@TimmyzBeach @SnazzyQ 👆this...

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@Fritolay why can't we have Flamin' Hot hot sauce? So I canaje whatever I want Flamin' Hot?

I expect results...

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@usamaisawake @cptbrianward @consult_dunning @SnazzyQ The first Honda Passport was a fully rebadged Isuzu Rodeo.

[Laura @laurabentrem]

@ambernoelle If marriage is a pleasant effortless dream, you may be taking advantage of your partner; if it's ceaseless unforgiving toil, maybe your partner's taking advantage of you. "Work" in marriage is the eustress of calling each other on your bullshit & growing better together. Ideally.

[TimmyD @djtimyd]

@june_space_ @fishisnotcool @atlantisislame He's been staring at this empty corner for "20 minutes"

[@CraftComputing.bsky.social @CraftComputing]

It's like a 911 fucked a PT Cruiser....