Danzer Koehler

I used to be the desktop tech for @RoosterTeeth. Internet

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@sanafreemanart @FangKingFury I miss glacier, such a good ass dude

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Put out another hot jam featuring Cutter Rees from the old band! Give it a listen if you got a few minutes and want to be screeched at
https://t.co/L59h62hRBz

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"The snare has no SNARES" okay.. Snares need low end, the snap is overrated

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Poured a ton of apple cider vinegar down the sink, now the house reeks. Tuesday, EWWsday!! Amirite

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St. Anger was the absolute best Metallica album, no contest

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https://t.co/IE8eUgDoGF

Halloween music drop!! Give a listen to the first single off my solo project and lemme know what you think!

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@AllieBeggs_ Call me phone guy, cause I'm phoning in this reference!
Alright I'm done

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@AllieBeggs_ Call me Mike Schmidt, cause there is no possible way to see my physical appearance, but I'm there in spirit! I hope it was a good time

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Talking about corporate personality types like astrology.
"Sorry I'm a bit off today, I'm Conscientiously Direct and the printer is in retrograde."

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@_dantemunoz *eyes pop out of head*
*bowtie spins*
*sweating*
*heart pounding out of chest*
*floats over like a pie is in the window*

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People like grapes 🤷‍♂️

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5 Times On ‘The Punisher’ When The Punisher Kills Someone Just Because They Either Don’t Like Grapes Or They Like Grapes Way Too Much https://t.co/zrVw2KlwbI

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Every YT essay is by someone with a name like Spagorto Analysis, and the thumbnails are all this

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@fafnyrr Happy birthday, hope you have a great day!!

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@_dantemunoz

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This is a video I made for my coworkers, presented with absolutely no context at all, nor will you get any.

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@ReplayModeYT Finally, giant media company owns even more IP's! I'm sure they'll do only positive things!

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@EricBaudour You can also spell e-scallop

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@calidreamin08 @FaceJamPod My school was smack in the Middest of the West, so this checks out

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@EricBaudour It's all water under the bridge my guy! -Danzer 13:7