Tornado Mchelsea

Chelsea since 2014. I also support any team playing against Man U, Arsenal, and Real Madrid 😜

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Huyu mbaba alisema atampigia Ruto.... Lakini hakufafanua kama ni simu au kura.

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It’s frustrating to watch. It feels like our players are more interested in keeping possession stats high than putting the ball in the net. Right now, it’s halftime at Stamford Bridge, and the situation is looking pretty bad. 😭

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Show me a Chelsea fan I never followed back 💙🫵

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@ChelsTransfer Joao Pedro is not for sale. Barca should shut up!

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Day 1 starts tomorrow, right after today's game. Let’s see if these players want me to daiii this season.

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I am giving today’s game against Leeds the very last chance. If we get beaten today, I am going to eat a raw chili on camera every single day until we go unbeaten for 10 games in a row.

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But on match days, for every match we lose or draw, I will add one extra chili to my daily count. I am putting my dignity on the line because this team, which I love so much, has refused to show us any respect. The choice is theirs.

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Estêvão was cooking, but now this injury has finished his season and his World Cup. Chelsea has become a career graveyard for young talented players. 😭 This boy’s luck ended the moment he stepped into London. On behalf of all Chelsea fans, I'm sorry to the Brazil national team.

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