Paul Fenton

Panic on the streets of Belfast. But before you hang the DJ, you ought to know that such is not my profession. I am in fact a Red Squirrel.

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@_DHOTYA "Cause me and you are the same
I've known you all my life, I don't know your name
The name's European Bob, sorted
Anyway, we'll have a dance now, see ya later"

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@icoltman I popped out for a refill when Greece's passage was broadcast, but I'm presuming their athletes were powering a majestic trireme that no other country could have competed with?

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

Où-est Cantona? #OpeningCeremony

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

Were Finland operating Windows XP? Or perhaps its lesser-known offshoots XS or XL? Difficult to tell #Eurovision2024

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@johnmcdonnellMP Think you accidentally selected the wrong auto-complete word at the end there, John; the one you were looking for was 'fascistic'.

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@VictoryChimp A teasing choice today, but either option would have been a winner. As it was, Tour de Singe took the honours.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

A thought...

UK banks deliberately, systemically, missold, by script, over £40bn of PPI, ripping money out of the hands of the public including many vulnerable people - no bank CEO resigned.

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@AidanJohnMoffat I'm Raven, I'm Raven.

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

Who is Edgar Allan Poe indeed? I'm Raven, I'm Raven. Quite the banger #Eurovision2023

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

Hugh Bonneville serving up an eclectic selection here at his Champions Dinner #greenjacket #masters #CoronationConcert

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

Hunt dropping his second E only 5 minutes after his first; he might come to regret that in a while... #Budget2023 #doubledrop

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@NoContextBrits I have to confess that in over four decades of toast eating, option 3 has simply never occurred to me as a possibility. I am now quite perplexed.

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@Hannaharps @NoContextBrits https://t.co/frYp31jwPq

55 seconds; "...one cannot have gradations of uniqueness..."

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

The Wife of Brian #lioli

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@martinkelner @talkSPORT 99 1/2 Weeks

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@martinkelner @talkSPORT Someone has to suggest the most obvious... Vanilla Sky

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@NoContextBrits "I think you're on mute, Paul"

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@martinkelner @talkSPORT Raw Veal

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@martinkelner @talkSPORT The Hepatology Trilogy: You Only Liver Twice; Liver and Let Die; The Spy Who Livered Me

[Paul Fenton @djuhu]

@martinkelner @talkSPORT The Fabulous Reiki Boys