Dani Lowman

• ♌︎ ☼ ♏︎ ☽ ♏︎ ↑ • space face • INFJ • 4w5 • writer • artist • geek/nerd/fangirl • oversized heart • amateur at life • Mudge against the machine.

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

hey @CocaCola what happened here…? i just opened my @starwars themed 12 pack and the cans are all… NOT Star Wars themed. ☹️

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Everything is okay. #TBT

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

at this point i’m just waiting for the day i wake up and Emma Thompson’s lovely voice is narrating my every thought and action.

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

i’m attempting (again) to finish the NaNoWriMo rough draft i started a decade ago… someone please tell me why i have so weirdly similar parallels to what i wrote about then in my real life now?

(is that how ✨manifesting✨ works…?)

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

(the fiction-come-to-life things are so strange, in fact, that i actually had to rename one of my main characters because of the bad association i now have with that name.)

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

@MeanestTA same.

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

“meanwhile, i’m suckin’ on a frickin’ Gin-Gin.” @klareelizabeth

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

this bottle of peach febreze is the best part of this ugly old 1980’s-lookin-ass building supply bathroom, though

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

i *SAID*: whoever put the toilet paper in upside down and still attached to itself (AGAIN!!), your mom’s a ho!

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

i SAID: whoever put the toilet paper in upside down (and still attached to itself), your mom’s a ho

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

things i’ve actually yelled in my car today:

“…that’s a bird? my eyes are USELESS at PERCEIVING THINGS… and that’s their ONLY JOB!!”

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

apparently #MyTwitterAnniversary is today… fourteen damn years on this hell site… more than a third of my life. yikes.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The path to self actualization is paved with uncomfortable truths.

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

@GerryMcBride does anyone remember the Palm Centro? my favorite phone of all time.

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

might fuck around and stay up way later than someone in their thirties who has to get up and make an 8:30 meeting (in person, an hour away) should …because NaNoWriMo 2022 starts at midnight 👻✨

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

just spent fifteen minutes helping my coworker [who is very close to retirement age] clean up melted Scentsy wax that he spilled everywhere. truly, everyone needs a Bob in their life, if only for comic relief.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The best signs I’ve seen this week.

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

tomorrow is my birthday and i just discovered that all of pushing daisies is streaming on hbo max.

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

is it that much effort to care?? like am i just crazy for giving a shit??

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

i really do not understand why grown adults can’t rinse out a sink after rinsing their dishes. especially in a space that’s used for DISPLAY PURPOSES. we’re not trying to sell your oatmeal or salad chunks, y’all. please help us out here.

[Dani Lowman @djustine]

i understand there are bigger things going on in the world right now and i am aware of them. really in a bigger picture sense, i’m tired of adults who should know better not thinking about how their actions (no matter how seemingly harmless) affect anybody else around them.