Festive feast alert! Our special Thanksgiving turkey platter + cranberry comp is here for a limited time only. Book your table now – don’t miss the flavor of the season! #HolidayEats
Just finished bombing my set at the local comedy club—wait, no, the crowd’s laughing so hard they snort. Turns out my “dad joke about avocados” is a hit. Send emergency snacks (or more hecklers, I need the practice)!
Just finished an awesome comic con day! Met so many talented cosplayers, grabbed rare merch and had way too much fun taking photos Can’t wait for next year!