Jelly Roll didnโt have a stroke and nobody proved a bribe.
He built a Christian country audience on second chances, then spent a week on Kimmel calling Trump a fat pig and crying about โno borders for broken families.โ
Thatโs not down the middle. Thatโs a Hollywood desk and a brand flip.
Fans didnโt abandon him. He walked off the stage they built.
NO SPIN