Kenny the Jester..😉

I'm a 45 yr old Man...I Love doing Dj , Going out to nightclubs. But Mostly making people Laugh..

[Kenny the Jester..😉 @djwotever]

@NUFCJamie88 @_onlyshaun Hes correct Peter Beardsley played for city and liverpool ...city on loan ..and Robbie Fowler ..

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@DebGreenwoodTV I purchased Shakespeare's actual chewed pencil at an auction.
It's so chewed, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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@DebGreenwoodTV I used to sit next to Noddy Holder at school,who went on to be lead singer with Slade.
He was always caught eating snacks in class, one day the teacher shouted at him "Noddy what are you eating now?"
"IT'S CRISPS MISS."

And the song was born

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Have a Happy New Year to you and your family 🎉🎉🎊🎊 xxx

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@DebGreenwoodTV I'm currently reading a book called:
'There's a hole in my bucket!'

By Lee King

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@DebGreenwoodTV I put Vaseline on my front doorknob for a joke the other day…

My missus didn’t find it funny at all. In fact, she flew off the handle!

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@DebGreenwoodTV I am pretty sure I ate too many rice krispies as a kid, because now all my body does is snap, crackle, and pop!

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@DebGreenwoodTV Yeah . A gorilla blowing smoke

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@DebGreenwoodTV 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

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@DebGreenwoodTV Lots of F1 drivers are named after Scottish places…

Stirling Moss
Louis Hamilton
Ayr Town centre

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@DebGreenwoodTV My friend said he failed his Aboriginal Music exam.

I said, "Did ya redo it?"

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@DebGreenwoodTV English singer representing France, claims he's going to win the Eurovision Song Contest.
Neil Pois told us he was feeling very confident ahead of the contest.

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@cheerfulclips Damn ...that nearly got me then 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@DebGreenwoodTV The moment you have all been waiting for, my 4 Grand National tips. 1st Dusty Carpet ( never been beaten)2nd Pullover (Great Jumper) 3rd Creosote ( Good over fences) and finally 4th Norfolk En Chance.. Goodluck everyone 😄.

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@DebGreenwoodTV Two giant windmills are out on a hilltop.
One turns to the other and asks, "What kind of music do you like? "
The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."

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@DebGreenwoodTV I just got 3 tips off the bookie for the
Grand National,

Sunshine...
Moonlight...
Good Times...

If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame it on the Bookie 😛🐎

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@DebGreenwoodTV Beyonce spotted at local supermarket.

A witness told the reporter:
"She was with Aldi single ladies."

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i @djwotever accept @PotNoodle’s very real and genuine apology following their slurp ads. I hereby seek cash compensation from the £10K Pot Noodle Compensation Pot for this whole ordeal. #ad

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@DebGreenwoodTV I was talking to my mate and he said, "Don't forget the clocks go forward next weekend."

I replied, "They go forward all the time, idiot!"

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@DebGreenwoodTV My friends refuse to believe that I can swallow 50 Kinder Eggs…

But I'm full of surprises!