DJ Yablons

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@TONYxTWO Trust him to what? Everything he’s told you has been a lie. Hope it all works out for you. Hey keep watching for cheaper groceries and that tarriff check, I’m sure it’s right around the corner.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@WhiteHouse You’re the Empire and it’s not even close. Sorry.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@thecrussian @LauraLoomer @NFL Not gay, didn’t wear a dress. Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@mfarrellsports

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

*chef’s kiss

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

UPDATE: Due to licensing restrictions, we are unable to stream The All-American Halftime Show on X.

Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show 🇺🇸

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@StellaEscoTV You’re almost there—you’ve almost found what you really should be asking and upset about.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@CynicalPublius Exactly. We won’t tolerate freedom of speech in the United States. After all, that’s not one of the founding tenets of the republic. No sir. It’s only “Freedom of Speech we like”.

Our country wasn’t about escaping authoritarian policies and monotheism. Not at all.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@WallStreetMav You’re outraged about the wrong problem.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@CarlHigbie Demanding to remove his freedom of speech while stating you fought for his ability to speak freely is an amazing contortion.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@RealJamesWoods Then there might be a tiny issue with a certain DHS director.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@itsJohnRocker Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory and your grade school teachers did you an immense disservice.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

No one cares what you watch or don’t watch at your house. Truly. We also don’t care what socks you prefer, how you like your eggs or whether you think wiping your ass is gay.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@magachrchpastr You’ll have to talk a lot louder so he can hear you over the screaming and flames

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@GuntherEagleman Watching racists unwittingly out themselves is really something.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@jakepaul Yeah. It really sucks when Americans use one of the rights they have had since the country began.

But no, these guys have to flap their jaw—oh I’m sorry.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@realrikkidoolan Somewhere God is like “read the rest of the book, you yokels”

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@WhiteHouse @PressSec We already do this. Can’t vote without a state ID or similar proof.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@BuzzPatterson Yeah! Stop him from freely speaking his beliefs because that’s not Americ—oh wait.

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@RepJackKimble Yes because “JD” sounds like “coop”

[DJ Yablons @DJYablons]

@EricLDaugh This is the cleaned version. Not the original.