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[D @dkapsimalisx]

Is coughing after smoking weed the equivalent to “breaking the seal” when drinking?

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

[D @dkapsimalisx]

My grandmother looked my fiancé in the eyes after announcing our engagement and thanked him…

[D @dkapsimalisx]

I’m still in college and I somehow feel like this….

[Reductress @Reductress]

Aww! This Woman Read a Paper She Wrote in College and Realized She Actually Used to Be Smart: https://t.co/eS65Mg8yPZ

[Reductress @Reductress]

Wow! This Woman Just Spent 40 Minutes Investigating A Twitter Beef Even Though She Has but One Life on God's Green Earth: https://t.co/jMviPiXnBX

[D @dkapsimalisx]

Literally what I’m studying in school

[Reductress @Reductress]

Embarrassing! Woman Bought a Product After Seeing an Advertisement for It: https://t.co/37qnuPcoD2

[D @dkapsimalisx]

This you @666Alexxander

[D @dkapsimalisx]

And your point is…

[Death Grips @666Alexxander]

Woke my girlfriend up exactly one minute before she asked me to and now I’m a quadriplegic

[D @dkapsimalisx]

I never thought the first argument I would have with my boyfriend would be about the fact that I would not excel in squid game… I mean he’s right but it still hurts

[D @dkapsimalisx]

Hi

[D @dkapsimalisx]

@hunter_hhhh That’s literally “The Never Ending Story”

[D @dkapsimalisx]

My boyfriend just compared us to the couple from The Bee Movie… I love him but we will be discussing this further

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Yes, this was me doing this amazing stunt. Being a body double isn’t always easy but I love my craft.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Help! I Tried Detox Tea And Now I’m Flat Stanley: https://t.co/lEY7QUDM7X

[Reductress @Reductress]

Immigrant Parents Shocked to Discover a Plate of Cut Fruit is Not a Substitute for a Constructive Apology: https://t.co/iiwbBijUHW

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

7-0 #HereWeGo

[D @dkapsimalisx]

If you prefer the chewy “chips ahoy” instead of the original... idc who you are that’s a red flag