Delaney

Alexa, play Fergalicious

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Please don’t share the video of the Damar Hamlin play. Share this because we are all Praying for him and his family.

[Delaney @dkate_l]

But our wedding party is going to be spoiled rotten and deserve nothing less ♥️

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Planning a wedding is a whole lot of fun until you start totaling everything up 🙃

[Delaney @dkate_l]

I’m getting married, I have to plan a wedding, I get to do it surrounded by amazing people, but most importantly I can control that there will be NO chicken dance played at my reception!

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Adulthood is planning a book club with your long distance best friends 😂

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Gregor called and said to wait for him to go to the farmers market this morning because he’s coming home early from a night with the boys… if he wanted to he WOULD ladies 💖

[Delaney @dkate_l]

I spend more money buying clothes for Gregor than I do myself and that’s saying something

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Mommas really do tell you EVERYTHING when they come in to have their baby 😂

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Nothing pisses me off more than losing to Gregor in cribbage

[Delaney @dkate_l]

*Deleting my previous tweets defending Clayton because that could have been handled a whole lot better*

[Fantastic Beasts @FantasticBeasts]

Watch the new trailer for Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore only in theaters April 15. #SecretsOfDumbledore

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Cooked surf n turf for Gregor tonight and he didn’t immediately propose… how rude 🙄

[Delaney @dkate_l]

I’ve made a bet with myself that I won’t go into a target or order from Amazon in the month of February… I think I’m just setting up myself for a very expensive March 🙄

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Gregor got up with me for work and remote started my car… who said chivalry is dead 😂

[Delaney @dkate_l]

That week before your period really has you questioning all the progress you made on your mental health in the past few weeks 😂🥲

[Delaney @dkate_l]

My patient has an intrauterine pressure catheter, an amnio infusion, an epidural, IV fluids with Pitocin running, and antibiotics going… oh and their nauseous

But yes, all L&D nurses do is rock babies 🙄

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Looking forward to my favorite meal of the year this weekend, but also realizing I have to wear a Spider-Man Christmas sweater. If you think I’m kidding just wait until Saturday 😂

[Delaney @dkate_l]

@rileyjstandeven Will do!

[Delaney @dkate_l]

Ordered my first pair of Lululemon leggings because I obviously deserve it 🥂

[Delaney @dkate_l]

@laurenstauffer When anyone calls me ma’am 😡