I am not worried about losing myself when I get married (in 1 week!!!) bc my mom has been married to a Cuban man for 37 years and still does not know simple Spanish phrases 😮💨
Sometimes your wedding date is explicitly mentioned in a Taylor Swift song…and sometimes that song is about infidelity…but I choose to look on the bright side!!!
I am convinced the same people are responsible for naming both ski runs and nail polishes. I will not be taking questions/comments at this time, thank you.
Thinking about freshman year of high school when our religion teacher made someone different start prayer every class day and 9/10 girls just played “You Found Me” by the Fray
FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY: Andrew reminded me he wouldn’t be able to pick me up-from my out of town trip-on Sunday (depending on my arrival) because “the game is at 3:25”
Happy Monday I just want to encourage everyone to follow their dreams + live their truth bc I suggested a dip night for my unit’s 4th of July potluck and it was a raging success & allowed me to shed light on one of St. Louis’ top exports: Tums
Hello, I would like to get in contact with some millennials to cancel those motivational tracking water bottles? The audacity to assume I would wake up at 7, 8, even 9 am!!