Darby Burgess

Actor•Dancer•Artist•Creator

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

I would like to use my revivial for this reason:
My name is Darby. None of the following are suitable and are quite frankly insults

Barbie, Dorothy, Darcy, Amanda.

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

@J_CONNN You took spin in hs?

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

@J_CONNN Me

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

There is no coincidence that my stove eye caught on fire right when Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed.

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

@p_diti Definitely crumbled during that whole portion.

[Maya @mayawatson]

Listen. The amount of mind Olympics Kamala has to do to not come across as angry, emotional, combative but also be firm, warm, honest, direct ...all while this mf’er is straight up lying and gaslighting her.

Whew. The strength and the talent of Black women.

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

#NewProfilePic

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

@J_CONNN You’re my idol

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

@Jo_Dance You read that book yet orrrrr???

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

@J_CONNN NOOOOOOO

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

@J_CONNN Don’t say y’all. Shows weakness.

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

Con of pink eye: no eye rolling

Pro of pink eye: watching a Queen Elizabeth documentary and a Bobby Kennedy documentary in one morning.

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

I would like to thank BSC for my lack of fear of cockroaches. Tis the season.

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

Ppl: isn’t Broadway a pipe dream..... me:

#TonyDreaming

[WeeabooSavior 🦊 @tricookingqueen]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

605-475-6968 -Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned you down

866-740-4531 -Responds with "I am Groot"

515-808-2362 -Only plays the John Cena thing

309-889-0497 -Plays the Evangelion theme

RT to save a life!

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

@J_CONNN bad marketing

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

This lady at the gym truly just got in the passenger side of her own car.
Hoping she’s a Brit.

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

Just witnessed a Gen Z ask Siri what Memorial Day was.
How’s your Wednesday?

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

OTBTs are no cuter than sketchers and I stand by that.

[Darby Burgess @dkburgess95]

I just wanna play The Sims tbh.