David Kealey

Old enough to get it. Young enough to get it done. These opinions are my own, but are also sometimes shamelessly stolen from those I respect.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

If we keep saving daylight, it will learn complacency and it will never be self-sufficient. I think it’s high time we gave daylight the opportunity to pull itself up by the bootstraps and save itself.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@Aaron_Torres You are untethered from reality…Nithya Raman has a built-in base: the not-Karen Bass Los Angeles Democratic politician.

This isn’t hard to understand. Lying about the legitimacy of an election with zero evidence is really hard to understand.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@davidfrum @TheAtlantic Roy Moore groomed teenagers as a 30-something prosecutor. Platner suffered from PTSD following multiple deployments in the Middle East and while he didn’t hit anyone he was prickly and he had a troubling tattoo.

Both “scandals” reported by the founder of “Ladies for Kavanaugh.”

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@greendragonhq Fact check: True

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The concept of founding Ladies for Kavanaugh and then expecting everyone to uncritically take your word for uncorroborated “toxic boyfriend” claims.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@MollyJongFast @MalcolmNance Or…it means he’s no longer a resident of Alabama. Which could complicate his Gubernatorial run.

[Cletus Observer @CletusObserver1]

@theliamnissan @HunterBiden It's all part of the plan.

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@SBA_Kelly @WhiteHouse @POTUS Massive? That three month total was a typical month during Biden’s term…

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@MikeJoPro The more money you have the less you are bound by the law and the more you are protected by the law.

The less money you have the more you are bound by the law and the less you are protected by the law.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@TrueFactsStated But tell me more about Sleepy Joe…

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

This photo/screenshot will live in infamy.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@SaraForTexLege Ken Paxton thinks ACL is something he injured while hooking up with his mistress.

Pass it on.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@YarrowGrace Thank DOGE for this. Another Trump L…

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@ChristiansSTDT @MakeTexasBlue22 The extra arm belongs to the other guy in the throuple because hardcore Christian MAGA are weirdos.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@louslgger @EnriquePalazzo1 @MaryRoss815 @HunterBiden @TheKevinDalton This is the number of “encounters.” Migrants come and go from the US over time.

The population of undocumented under Trump 1 was 11M. During that time, millions returned home due to COVID and the lack of jobs. By 2023, the population increased to 14M, or 0.8% of the population.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@WhiteHouse Safer and more prosperous than when?

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@atrupar Trump isn’t having regular cognitive tests because they’re looking for dementia.

He’s having regular cognitive tests because they found dementia.

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@TheKevinDalton @HunterBiden lol Kevin…

[David Kealey @dkealey]

@MaryRoss815 @HunterBiden @TheKevinDalton Yeah, that never happened. Same number of immigrants came in under Biden as other presidents…if not for the pandemic, more would have come in under Trump…