DKG ✨

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

“Do you, Peter Phillips, take NHS Nurse to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.

[boggart @spursy_boggart]

Cole Palmer PLEASE take legal action I’m so serious

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

white boy summer but in a Hunter Biden way

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

body dysmorphia is really weird cus one day I’ll think I’m sexy & the next day I’ll think I look like mike wazowski

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

"We received your payment" i bet your ashy ass did

[ig whykram @whykram]

More importantly why did she paint the miseducation of Carrie Bradshaw

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I have never opened Shazam without being in a rushed panic.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I’m convinced 98% of my problems could be solved with more money and three-day weekends.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

How I feel when I ask someone to move their chair so I can pass, and they do… but I still can’t get through