D.K. Heston

I write funny things. I write sad things. It’s up to you to determine which is which.

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@Josh_Wilding I like it. It’s gorgeous and intriguing. My only gripe is

*spoiler*

The evil twin thing seems a bit cliched but I’m still invested

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#love #writerslift #follo4follo #follo4folloback

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What is this? Wrong answers only

#90s #Millenials #obsolete

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“Student Forced To Work On Group Project Alone After School Shooting” by @dkheston
https://t.co/fbYQLf7mT2

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#Speakerofthehousevote #KevinMcCarthy

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#Speakerofthehousevote #KevinMcCarthy

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Say what you will about #StarWars but #Andor has phenomenal #writing

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We really need an Adult Training Program. We all just collectively fake that we know what the hell we’re doing.

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Alexa, make me feel old.
#mykneespopped #nostalgia #oldschool #90skids #Thread

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Such a hard life.
#CatsOfTwitter #LazyDay #GetAJob

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#toxic #TheMoreYouKnow

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I just published Malfunctioning Chair on the Set of ‘The Voice’ Hurtles Blake Shelton into Orbit
#TheVoice #BlakeShelton #SafetyFirst

https://t.co/TVipkx6YYI

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Paradachshunds #dadjoke #FathersDay

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@starwars @starwars I don’t know who you are or where you came from… but your social media team is out of this world

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What’s worrying you most these days?

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@starwars The fact that so many are claiming Moses is a terrible actress but don’t mention how god awful Flea is are really proving the point.

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I often think about how the world was not ready for Google Glass but it was ready for fidget spinners.