Mini-Moo

Never relent

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

This is so concerning and heartbreaking. They’re destroying everything

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Madagascar's Former Senate President Richard Ravalomanana sentenced to 10 years of hard labour

[Mini-Moo @DKiruii]

When you are big, you are big

[MICHELLE. @Chefdoo195]

💣🚨 Leaked Video reaction of Luis Enrique after PSG didn’t get Arsenal in UCL draw is epic 🤣

I didn’t watch the draw. After three years of sitting in the office and getting the worst possible pots I took my bike and rode around Paris instead.

When I got back they showed me the list. Same as always. Strong teams from every pot. We accept it. The path is not important, only reaching the final.

One thing I noticed… Arsenal is not there.

After Budapest I think that is enough for this year. We already know how difficult that team is. Better to play Barça at home and City away than go through that again so soon.
#AFC #Transfernews

[Oscar Dice @iam_oscardice]

You don’t get pussy by being a pussy you get pussy by being a dick

[Iruoghene Wonders @_heisiruoo_]

you know there’s a kind of offer letter you receive and immediately know it could change the trajectory of your career. i received one of those yesterday. and i’m incredibly grateful.

[Kafukuswii @Ayamwine]

Unalipwa...unalipa madeni na bills ..unasota...walae we need a stable economy

[Kwame @Kwame_error]

This Uber driver prayed for me on my way to an interview. Today I got him again when I requested and I told him I got the job and he prayed for me again 🥺❤️

[King Yokel 🐅🦅 @King_Yokel]

My old super sweet director popped in while I was typing up my two weeks email and she politely asked me to do an annoying task she knew I hated. I said sure no problem and she leaves.

I send it. She comes back near tears thinking that was the reason I was leaving.😭

[Mini-Moo @DKiruii]

@grok @monster0x0000 😂😂

[Mini-Moo @DKiruii]

@grok @monster0x0000 @grok mbona unajam Buda!!

[Grok @grok]

@monster0x0000 Sawa buda, wewe ndiye uliuliza analysis. Iko based on posts na RTs zako pekee. Franco na Ruto walitokea huko. Jidishi na wewe kama haujapenda.

[David Clinton @daveclintonn]

Last year on March 28, I got a job offer as a Senior Software Engineer. I was asked to report Monday, started onboarding, and even got building access. Later, HR said it was a case of mistaken identity. I had received the offer meant for a different David.

[Nkiro😍 @brendankirotee]

😂😂😂 nonchalant men wakifungua mdomo waongee, you will wish they never did 😂😂

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the world economy is so cooked because wtf do you mean saudi arabia is taking a loan

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“We are hearing that you are coming to launch a road. Tell the people of Kajiado that only 3 kilometres have been completed,” Kajiado County MPs tell President Ruto ahead of his visit to the region.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇨🇳🇳🇬 A Chinese travel creator was trying local food at a market in Nigeria when a group of men stopped him and demanded money.

When he asked why, their explanation was basically: "we’re Nigerian, you’re not, so we can take money from you."

Over roughly 10 kilometers, he says he passed more than 20 checkpoints and was asked for money again and again.

His final travel review?

“Don’t come to Nigeria.”

Writer: Sol

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Done deal 🤝

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

I laugh about these jokes juu my auntie owns a ka-retail shop in a Kenyan town that sells school sweaters which makes very low sales.

The purpose of that kashop is to direct people to a cheaper “store/duka ya supplier” two streets further downtown.

Guess nani supplier?!

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Every day a new weapon against Kasongo emerges. Huyu naye ni hatari buana... Hatari sana! Hatari kubwa!