Njenga Kuria

Chill dude || Engineer @Andela | Ex - @SafaricomPLC | Ex - @KenyaAirways || Closeted Writer | African Literature Enthusiast

[TC @totalcristiano]

African nations if football games lasted 75 minutes

[s @exfootballfan]

I'm tired of watching African teams play like they've already lost every time they come up against a European nation. The imposter syndrome has got to go.

[Mena @mena_ishere]

African teams have taught me to never relax. Never rejoice. Sleep with one eye open.

[uzo ca has her PVC @uzoxca]

I will not be tuning in for Ghana. None of these teams are ready to die for Africa

[E @Ellis_]

I have 0 ties to Senegal or Belgium but this game has taken at least 1 year off my life expectancy.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Morocco is the only one that plays with arrogance, and believes they’re better than the opponent

The rest have a defeatist mentality

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Hao North Africans tunachukia yaani ndio wanajua kumaliza kazi???

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Most twitter jokes will fly over your head if you’re not educated.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

All he had was a bottle of water

📸 @festolang

[The Wonder of Tolkien @TolkienWonder]

Courage comes from the quiet moments of reflection.

[Cats for Happiness. @JoyfullCat]

To defeat the machine, become the machine. 😂

[27. @dimvji]

you know it’s getting real when you start going on walks to clear your head

[Official Kenya Airways @KenyaAirways]

You know what to do 😊

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

A message popped up on my printer saying that I need to replace the cyan cartridge. Completely out of the blue!

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

They need to create a separate TL for blue tick accounts where they can all engage with each other, make their money and leave the rest of us out of it.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Kenyan police allowed Arsenal fans to gather and disperse peacefully but they never allow the same youth to protest against the government without killing some

[Muscleman @Musclemanhh]

Some days in the gym .

[Kenya Wildlife Service @KWSKenya]

Spotted at Tsavo East National Park this morning.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Fellow Kenyans, please, please, please don't ever listen to William Ruto. He is a fraudster. He lies with severe impunity!!!

[Dreamy✨️ @wamboi_sue]

As Sheldon once said: 73 is a perfect number. It is the the 21st prime number. Its mirror 37 is the 12th prime number, and the digits of 21 multiplied together equal 7 and 3. Written in binary, 73 is a palindrome 1001001.
In conclusion Chatgpt is Sheldon.