Dan Oakley

🍺UWO🍺

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

If my coworkers are getting breaks to go smoke cigarettes, I should get breaks to go drink beers.

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

@RDVoigt Thanks

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

@christinaeckes @MrMaimi Uhh etc

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

@gentry_brandon What’s his name?

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

Ask your mother.

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

Dump vodka in a can of spaghettiOs, that a Bloody Mary?

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

How are all you stupid idiots getting your instagrams hacked? What are you 50 years old?

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

I think it’s time to give away these @KwikTrip cleats to their forever home. 🍩☕️⛽️

RT & Follow to enter🤞🏼

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

Ginger ale slaps

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

@Wjwouters @naturallight You have my attention

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

@J_Naasty Reported

[OpTic Hitch @hitchariide]

does anyone else have the glitch on uber eats where it orders $30+ of chinese food to your door when you are drunk?

so frustrating. they need to fix that

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

Why has no one replied to me on msn messenger

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

@Wjwouters @elonmusk I must be 100,001 in line

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

@RDVoigt It’s ridiculous I have to pay extra for no spit

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

So I get food on your app and you want me to tip when I place my order? What am I tipping you for already? The service could be horrible and there could be spit in my food

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

@J_Naasty Once they got past that whole hydrogen thing, I’m all for blimps

[Dan Oakley @dkoakley1]

There are only 25 blimps in existence… What?