Dan Kobyra

Husband. Father. Shitter of Bulls. #mediocrehumanbeing

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I have an unhealthy relationship with Ancient Aliens

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Hey @Spotify how come your auto play went from Bedtime History for Kids to Your Mom's House? Those aren't what I would call similar....

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@Xfinity @XfinitySupport How would Comcast crews digging at my house without an 811 dig safe ticket be a billing issue? I've tried to contact your construction group but customer service can't connect me.

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Hey @comcast and @Xfinity @XfinitySupport your crews just told me they don't need to call 811 since they're only digging 7 inches. Is that a company policy?

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Monster Jam is one heck of a show. Where else can you watch a dad put down a dozen tall boys at noon with his kids.

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Me: wow, its snowing a lot more than forcasted.

6 y/o son: is it five casted?

Proud dad moment.

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Hey @grok Is there a video of the cast of scrubs singing "No Scrubs" yet? Because there should be.

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JRE #2426 was the wrong choice to listen to on a run through a wooded trail in a semi rural area in the dark...

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I was not ready for the Stranger Things / The Last Jedi crossover.

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Can we all finally admit that Bob Cratchit dosed Ebenezer Scrooge with mushrooms?

Merry Christmas!

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@ZackKorman Yeah. The connection part was good but its bad timing. That sit down should happen after 90 days so you know the processes and have real questions about them. New hires are a chance at fresh eyes on how you do business.

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In a lot of ways AI reminds me of Wikipedia. When it first started out it was considered an unreliable source at best. Over time it built and lost and rebuilt trust as a useful and mostly correct source of information. AI will likely follow the same path.

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Don't take math advice from someone who says "times it" rather than "multiply"

[THE DIVIDEND DOMINATOR @TheAlphaThought]

Do you tip like this?

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Is there a better chirp in hockey than "you used to rule in pee wees" #GordonBombay

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My 3 year old just told my wife he can't eat dinner because its "too yumny to eat"

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Fruit of the Loom should produce a limited run of undershirts or underwear featuring a cornucopia in their logo and sell them exclusively through thrift stores. Just for fun.

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Its interesting to me that the most pro immigration people call today Indigenous People's day while the most anti immigration go with Columbus Day...

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I was not ready for the Righteous Gemstones crossover on 28 years later

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Millennial women fou n d a way to bring back the Tamagatchi. They now call it sourdough starters...

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When Millennials get dementia we'll all remember how to do the Macarena.