David Koffman

Lifelong sports fan, eternal student. Spins vinyl, occasionally hits the field, and always in the crowd.

[Cabbie Richards @Cabbie]

Whatever the PPV price, I'm all in for a Donald Trump vs LaVar Ball match at Wrestlemania 34 in April. @WWE

[Tommytoughstuff @Tommytoughstuff]

WIFE: Oh darn I have a loose thread on my sweater.
ME: (waiting for the right time to tell her I bought a sword) Allow me m' lady.

[BVH @BVHJays]

I know it's usually based on reverse standings, but do the Jays get the first chance to claim Dyson since they already own him? https://t.co/pagRePBmuK

[David Koffman @DKoffman34]

@arkellsmusic Dirk Gently! Only one season and its awesome, you won't regret it

[Raiders Beat @RaidersBeat]

#Memories

[Raiders Beat @RaidersBeat]

Look at the vertical leap on Obi Melifonwu...

[Josh Donaldson @BringerOfRain20]

I vote for Stroman to play third tomorrow.#gamechanger

[Manny Kalra @TheMannyK]

Mother

Recon confirms Alexander's approach. Yellow laces symbolize his fear of Fort Toronto. PTE Holtby will be shelled without mercy

A.M

[Katie Goldin 🐜 @KatieGoldin]

This gives me anxiety.

[Manny Kalra @TheMannyK]

Mother

Roosters awaken Unit with their crowing. We named the loudest one SGT Williams and promptly ate him for breakfast. We invade DC

A.M

[NHL @NHL]

Every @MapleLeafs fan right now. #StanleyCup

[Mike Wilner @Wilnerness]

Gibby: "The effort's good, the concentration's good, we just haven't clicked yet. But we will. Not how you start, how you finish." #Bluejays

[Mark Masters @markhmasters]

Babcock on being underdog: "Who cares. I’ve been the underdog lots & won. I’ve been the Presidents’ Trophy winner & lost in the 1st round."

[Manny Kalra @TheMannyK]

Mother

We did it. Our search for glory is not over; our fight continues.

A.M

[Jason Witten @JasonWitten]

14 Years

[paco @AllaireMatt]

STEPHEN PISCOTTY + SCOTT STERLING

THIS MAY BE THE BEST THING IVE EVER MADE

[Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnicholsonsmith]

Spring training in the books for #BlueJays. The next 162 count.