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[maru is tired 🫩 @marureviere_]

Once again, I love contributing to the declining birth rate.

[chloe @csn_kupwe]

ibig sabihin nakaflag ang CHICKEN LITTLE na word sa page ni Alan 😭😭😭

[æ @clown_iska]

tangina PH senate so fucked up nagkaka-humor na sa akin si lito lapid 😭😭😭

literally sya yung katrabaho mong papasok lang para sumahod, chika konti tapos uwi na pero at least hindi absent 😭

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

“Si Alan Peter Cayetano palakulin mo man yung mukha baka tatalbog lang yung palakol sa kapal ng mukha” HELP 😭

[✨Madam President🎀 @montecilloina]

Leaked script ng SenateFLIX Series ng mga Cayetano. Season 1, Episode 10

[Torey Canino-Celis @tj_canino]

pia cayetano: “takot na takot po ako.”

also pia cayetano after ng staged na barilan sa senado:

[ricci @ricci_richy]

AWARD WINNING!!!

[Krystle @Krystle07_]

Kiko, pinaiyak si Robin..
Risa, pinaiyak si Pia.
Minority - 2
Majority - 0

[Lᴇ́x 👾 @monsterlex19]

Gague the the mic drop is too loud. Shutakels. Hahahaha

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

This is the speech. I think every Filipino would agree she was our voice of reason here (unless tinamaan ka 😉)

[JRDC @JRDCastillo30]

Robin, hindi ka pinagtaasan ng boses ni Kiko Pangilinan dahil Muslim ka. Pinagtaasan ka niya ng boses dahil tanga ka.

[kuholet 🐚 @kuholet]

“— o iboboto ko si Sara Duterte”
Tangina kuhag kuha talaga ako sa mga ganitong comment 😭 HAHAHAHA

[Ka Viand 🇵🇸 @hachitori_kuri]

i just realized people in other countries dont wake up to tiktilaok waf waf putanginamo maribet utang mo di mo pa rin binabayaran bakit ba ikaw ang nasa isip ko at di na mawala-wala pa VROOM VROOOOOOOOM and that kinda makes me sad like wdym you have no greeting of the day

[@pauloinmanila and 99 others @pauloMDtweets]

The removal of the portrait of Senator Loren Legarda from the walls of the Empowered Women in Assumption College.

Right decision.

[Taylor Crave @mainpopgirI]

The quotes and replies are DELUSIONAL with these “the bar is in hell” and “anong gagawin ni Tulfo dyan” takes, thinking that there’s any other reasonable, optimized, REALISTICALLY winnable tandem.

Tulfo *has* to be the VP candidate (at the very least) of the opposition. Sure, Bam can replace *Leni* if absolutely ayaw talaga ni Leni pagdating ng 2027, but we cannot do this without Tulfo. There’s just no other way around it. We need his massive appeal sa D-E voters and whatever chunk he can bring from VisMin. Almost subset lang ng base ni Leni ang respective bases nina Bam, Kiko, at Risa. Literally what’s not clicking?

Saka na ’yang “ideal” candidates AFTER reversing/restoring yung sala-salabit na pagkasira ng lipunan at sistema na idinulot ng mga Duterte. “Good governance” as a concept would be GOOD AS DEAD the moment Sara wins that presidential election. Tandaan niyo yan.

[hya's pr assistant @hyaselyse]

when kea

[K 💫 @keifornal]

Mel Tiangco: matagal kayong hindi pumasok eh. 6 na buwan kayong nawala sa senado…

Karen Davila: tapos eto kayo tumatakbo, umiiwas sa mga pulis, umiiyak sa senado, takot na takot kayo…

HAHAHA women roasting the hell out of this stupid, cowardly senator. we love to see it! 😌

[Dingdong Bahan @dingdongbahan]

yung cctv operator na naglabas nong footage should be given a big raise. 😂