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[dayna eren @dkr3t]

How did I get so lucky

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

don’t put off until tomorrow what you could do today: put it off until three months from now when it’s hanging over you like a dark, heavy shadow

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

you know what carrie? i CAN’T shoot whiskey and i DO prefer a fruity little drink. sue me!!!!!!!!!

[Myles Darius @theboydarius]

“In a pandemic?!” is such a perfect excuse to get out of plans 😂

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

my plastic vampire fangs thay ON during thex

[dayna eren @dkr3t]

@rachyky I think you’re onto something here

[brain broke @spiralingidiot]

dunkin’ is cool bc u can order the exact same drink every time and still have no idea if it’ll be good or not

[k @urfavkatt]

me: *listens to own playlist*

Me: fucking masterpiece

[Dahlia ⚢ @duhhitsDahlia_]

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

[hater @engxl]

i know a witch when i see one

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

When I go to type "Lmaooooooooo" and accidentally forget the A

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[justin @farringt0n]

i miss january when our only worries were world war 3

[dayna eren @dkr3t]

@dresteezyy idiots. that’s what rubber socks are for.

[Audie @justaudie]

Lmfaoooooo who tf made this??? 😂

[dayna eren @dkr3t]

Alright, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?

[dayna eren @dkr3t]

@pier1 I’ve called (got disconnected), live chatted (got disconnected), and even emailed you guys 🥺 Twitter is my last resort! All I want is a shipping return label to send back 2 items before it’s too late 😭 I understand you’re short staffed, but pleaseeee help a girl out 🙏🏼