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[DK @dkramertxt]

shoutout all the samba/550 power couples

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imma start saying dagnabbit more

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hitting the double black in the farm rio skiing kit

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they gotta add a comment section to apartment listings

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@Vikings @ESPNNFL bro thought he was mahomes

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my metric is usually arena board

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5 hour red eye delayed 5 hours

so late the bag drop closed and mfs sawing some sheet metal installing a new countertop at the gate

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@ryan_polly i’m sayinnn

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@lindayacc X really gon’ give it to me huh

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layers grouped and labeled cost extra

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sometimes life gives you an arnold palmer off rip

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touch bar is all fun and games til the esc key stop working

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on this episode of @UPS being the least reliable shipping service: they “lose” my macbook. no clue why @Apple ships with y’all.

[DK @dkramertxt]

if it was always summer in ny, it would be over for la

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ayyyy. let’s go

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Millennials may have soured on CDs during the 2000s, but the format has devotees among Gen Z https://t.co/yQgIiwDpye

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arena n coffee

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gives me a little hope when an anti-imperialism anti-capitalism film about loving your family and the planet beats out the biggest military propaganda film of the year at the box office

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outlets at airports are just for decoration huh

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whenever a stranger looks at me i automatically think there is something on my face

[DK @dkramertxt]

free coffee ad campaign idea: some dude drinking coffee overhears someone in an argument get insulted. he says “BOOM. ROASTED.” both people look silently. sip. logo.